Ya know what time it is....it's 730 ! May 30th 2005
Damn I got a fucking family reunion coming up. Those things are usually good
and shit, but I got this one cousin. Now this cousin likes to sing at everything.
Dude is like five years older than me. Any fucking family event, this motherfucker
sings. He's fucking 26!!! And he sings mad dumb shit and makes everyone come
out and watch him or his mom gets mad. The shit is fucking hilarious. I can't
even watch the shit no more without laughing. Imagine a dude who dresses like
he stepped out of a Backstreet Boys tryout singing "Oh Canada." Oh
yeah he's 26! All off-key an shit. My grandparents fucking love it. And after
he finishes we all have to clap for him. Last year I busted out laughing when
his voice cracked. I was asked to leave the performance. I'ma be in the front
row this year though. I can't fucking wait. I'm trying to get him to perform
"Toxic." If I can film it it's definitely going up on HipHopGame because
I know everyone will get a good laugh out of that.
You know a big
reason why Hip Hop sounds worse than the Snapple ladies' orgasms? Because you
can not give honest opinion without people getting mad. I may sound like a dick
on here, but shit, if an MC or manager wants honest feedback, I do my absolute
best to do it constructively. If I don't feel something I don't write back "FUCK
YOU YOU SUCK DIRTBAG GET OUTTA THE GAME!" Who the fuck am I to say if someone
is dope or not??? Who the fuck is anyone to say what's hot and what's not. Stupid
idiots get a little power and then they think they're a true judge of talent.
Hell, look at other websites. Its mad funny when sites tell my boy "you're
not good enough for breeding ground, but you can buy an audio slot!!!"
What the fuck is that? You're willing to support motherfuckers if they pay you?
Get outta Hip Hop. Motherfuckers know I do my best to listen to everything.
And shit, I'm not hard to get at. Mr730@tmail.com it's as simple as that.
So Jin quit!!!
One down, 25,000,000 more wack rappers to go. Granted, Jin didn't have it easy
being an Asian MC, but he made wack career choices. He's not a Ruff Ryder. Why
sign with a group that does nothing but rap about drugs and guns? If you're
a battle MC, why sign? That's like Sage Francis signing to SwishaHouse. What
is it that's so dope about Sage Francis? Seriously. Someone tell me. Jin damn
man you gave up quick. I think like 150,000 people bought that crap album, and
you're gonna quit after that. You even sold out Asian culture on "Bridging
the Gap" and got away with it. I remember hearin' stories about how you
would harass mad people at shows and Fat Beats when Percee P used to be there
to buy your CD I had mad respect for you then you put out ass songs
and killed your career. Honestly Jin, if I were you, stop taking people's advice
and do you. If you're strengths are battling and punchlines, why you gonna make
a video with you riding on top of a car? That shit is corny. "Senorita"
and "Learn Chinese" killed your career. I guess no one's gonna by
that DVD "The Making of a Rap Star" now either. You ever see that
shit in ads? Honestly Jin woulda been better on QN5. Damn Jin
Maybe labels will
finally learn that battle rappers can not make songs. Shit how many mistakes
is it gonna take? How long has Shells been in the game? No album. Mad freestyles
though, and his song-writing is improving. My problem with Shells though is
that he'll come hard, and then there'll be an incredibly wack line in the middle
of song, like "my stomach keep food in it like a shopping cart."
The funny shit
is that after I went back and listened to the song Swizz Beatz bit off of Liveson,
if you listen to Remy's lyrics she bites Shells' rhymes. She says "my watch
blue and gray like Seton Hall." WHAT??? C'mon, that's the line you bite?
Wow. Well my watch is silver and black like the Oakland Raiders. My shoes are
blue and white like the NY Yankees. You know what else is bad, when rappers
say "I got the Heat like Miami." That's not a punchline that's
pure gaaabage. "I'm an O'Neal like Shaq!!!!" Oh shit. Jermaine Dupri
will probably sign me now. Yes (fist pump)!
Some funny shit
is that Mobb Deep signs with G-Unit. That's gotta feel real shitty. First they
get dropped from Jive and now 50's their boss. 50 was a kid when Mobb Deep was
making hits. P's not the same rapper he was back then. And now Alchemist is
starting to rhyme. What is it with producers wanting to rhyme??? Stop it!!!
Make your beats and get your check, just because you get a little bit of a name
does not mean you can follow your hopeless dream of becoming a rapper. Alchemist,
please stop rapping. And think about this. How many producers that are known
for their beats are nice on the mic thinking thinking none.
Yo if there is
one station that pisses me off more than anything, it's gotta be BET. What a
fucking ignorant-ass channel. How the fuck is someone gonna act like they care
about society and "my people" and then five minutes later have a bullshit
video with mad girls and no real fucking message? Seriously. Fucking herbs.
You can't be everything. If you really give a fuck about kids or society go
teach or at least volunteer. And if you volunteer, do that shit without having
your label send out a press release about how fucking great you are. What you're
doing volunteering is nothing special. Mad people do that shit expecting absolutely
no recognition. Oh yeah, ATLANTIC RECORDS I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! Just because
TI or Pretty Ricky visits some kids does not make them a role model. Most dudes
don't even do shit, they just run in and sign some pictures and try to get out
as soon as possible. Maybe TI and Pretty Ricky is different, but still, don't
be publicizing that shit. If you help out do that shit because you want to.
There's mad athletes that do shit and have foundations and don't feel mad insecure
and feel like they have to let everyone know. Fucking herbs that really makes
me mad. Stop exploiting kids, especially disadvantaged kids, to boost your sales.
This is a challenge to all rappers who say they care and don't do shit: Trade
in that lil' chain and put a kid through college shit y'all are the ones
with power use that shit while you can because there's gonna be a time and it's
probably coming sooner than later when people are not gonna be two fucks about
you and you're gonna be like Hank Aaron stumbling around in the outfield. Punks.
And fuck BET Uncut.
Fucking bullshit. What's BET's purpose? Completely poison the world? Brainwashing
Black people by acting like they're there because everything else is so bad.
Shit motherfuckers are better off watching Bill O'Reilly than Uncut. If you
wanna get on Uncut, go find some girls with low self-esteem and put them on
camera with nothing on. That shit's not about music. That shit's about ass.
How is an independent artist gonna get heard if they have a message? There's
a time and a place for everything. Uncut should be for real artists that care
about music. Some videos need girls because it goes with the song, but don't
do that shit to the excess. All it does is distract everyone from hearing your
lack of talent. If you're really dope, you don't need all those damn bells and
whistles. Fuck a Bentley and all that dumb shit. Get nice before you rent shit.
The only MC's I'm
actually feelin now is Littles, Sai, Pottersfield, Longshots, Ecks, Shinobi,
and Wordsmith. Dudes are different. Other motherfuckers all sound the same.
And Scott Storch is killing it, finally getting his due. I wonder what it was
like going out with Lil' Kim? Actually I don't really need to know that. I don't
think I'd wanna date a rapper chick. Think about it, as soon as I tell them
how wack they are I won't get shit for a minute.
And how stupid
is the new booth. That shit looks mad fake. And it's funny that Tigger says
Mad Linx "needs work" or whatever he said. Yeah, it's not easy kissing
everyone's ass and pretending that they're dope.
How funny is it
that Jay-Z has a solo song on Memphis Bleek's album in the beginning part. That's
like saying it's so wack people are probably gonna turn it off after track 3
but Jay will save the day. Apparently Bleek didn't even know about the shit.
How funny is that. How do you tell someone that? "Yo Bleek, I added a song
to your album." "My album?" "Yeah, bitch." "Damn
Jay, I thought it was my album." "Look, Memphis, I'd like to talk
but Beyonce's calling me, I'm about to cop another yacht and take another vacay."
What an insult to Bleek. Remember how Jay put that stupid song at the end of
Beanie's "The Truth" album. That shit was wack but at least it was
subtle. This shit is mad blatent. If Jay knows Bleek can't sell, break Bleek
off some money and let him retire too. It's funny how Jay says "please
show the same love to my friends." HAHAHAHHA NO!!! How many times has he
told the Young Gunz and Oschino and Sparks that "next summer's your summer."
Maybe they should try to have a winter or an autumn first. Oh yeah and I got
my promo copy of the Young Gunz album. That shit along with a lotta other shit
has motivated me to take up skeet shooting, only with CD's.
So Common's designing
his own shoes? DOPE!!! Oh yeah and that's sarcasm. You see how that dude dresses?
C'mon, Common put out a good album but shit I don't wanna dress like that motherfucker.
The shoes are probably 100% organic. Probably made out of burlap or corrugated
cardboard with an organic duct tape strap. If there is one dude I wanna dress
like besides Kanye it's definitely Common. Does it come with a free backpack?
Or is "man-purse" or "satchel" the correct term.
Yo I think XXL
got paid to say "Be" is a classic. There's a few songs I really fuck
with, but to say it's a classic is hyping it way too much. Shit is not diverse
about to be a classic. When you listen to "Illmatic" you feel like
you've just been inside Nas' mind. Do you honestly feel like you've been in
Com's mind after "Be?" No. Too many love songs. And why'd they drop
the beat on "Chi-City" when he says "and raw hustlers get your
baking soda????" Was that a dope line? Oh shit, get your baking soda, oh
shit, shout out to Arm and Hammer, hustlers go and get your baking soda oh shit!!!
Let's make sure everyone hears that. Fuck. I'd rather listen to the Zion I album,
that shit is much more diverse and Zion and Amp have a much better chemistry.
Common should have just waited for Jay Dee to get healthy and let him handle
the album. Big mistake man. But hey, at least raw hustlers are getting their
And why does Akon
sample a singer if he is a singer? That'd be like a rapper taking Jay-Z's voice
and adding it to their song. Oh wait
Now P.Diddy is
doing a comedy show. I thought Da Band was the comedy show? Oh, and him doing
a comedy show is in no way biting Russell's "Def Comedy Jam." What's
next, is P.Diddy gonna try and do Hip Hop? Raw hustlers get your baking soda.
What's it gonna take to get Diddy to leave the game and go retire on an island???
Am I the only one who doesn't feel Diddy and Jermaine Dupri??? And what's up
with Sunny? That name sounds like it should be Kenny G's brother, not a battle
rapper. And his DJ, DJ Partly Cloudy, shines sometimes on the ones and twos.
His hypeman Thunderstorm always brings the noise though. And his manager Lightning
is mad bright and likes to shine, but not that often, plus he's always attracted
to metal!!! Prepare for the reign!!!
Oh yeah, and Monday
starts Day One of my attempt to get paid for my Source article on Sean Price.
The Source can't even handle fucking subscriptions so this should be interesting.
At least the last thing I'll ever write for the Source is on one of the dopest
rappers in the game.