Ya know what time it is....it's 730 ! May 19th 2005
How can other people be reppin 730? Are they really 730? Why is it that crazy
shit has to happen around me? Take this example. Last week after classes get
out everyone's chillin. My boy and his girl go out for awhile, I'm watchin the
playoffs an all that. Well they come home completely wasted. It's not the first
time it's happened, so I don't really turn around I'm enjoying watching
the pathetic Wizards get the living shit kicked out of them. The girl goes in
the bathroom and I hear her throwing up. Not the first time this has happened.
My boy's sitting on the couch chilling. I knock on the door to see if she's
ok obviously not but that was a good enough answer for me. 10 minutes later
I tell my boy to go check on her. He comes back and screams out "she's
pooping!" Of course this is funny. Then he gets up and says he's goin'
to bed and then I hear him scream. Since I was not in the bathroom, I don't
know what really happened but apparently the girl was taking a shit when
she had to throw up again, so she got up to throw up, but wasn't done shitting,
so she shit all over the bathroom floor. And to make matters worse, she stepped
in it when she was throwing up. What the fuck. And sadly, that's not the nastiest
thing that I've seen in college one time, in band camp, there was this
After seeing that
shit go down, I realized I'd rather listen to a Young Gunz album than walk in
the bathroom. That's how bad it was.
Can someone explain
to me what's up with Hell Rell? I really don't hear the hype around him. What
makes him so good? It's not like any of the Diplomats are very lyrical. They
are funny though. JR Writer said "Even Ashton know you're better off punking
yourself." I laughed when I heard that.
did it become cool to rhyme about jewelry. If you're a dude, how can you talk
about how big your diamonds are or how "icy your bracelet is?" Why
are you even wearing a bracelet? I know I'm never gonna be rich, but shit, if
I was rich, I would rather buy a Jazze Pha beat than a fucking bracelet. Can
someone explain this fascination with bracelets???
So R.Kelly's new
shit is coming out. One song is called "In the Kitchen." I heard the
remix is gonna be "In the Kitchen (Making Girl Scout Cookies)." Oops that
was a low blow. I honestly just don't see how anyone can respect a guy that
takes advantage of young girls. Young girls are like ten times dumber than grown-up
girls, which basically means you could use anything to get with them and
who said star power wasn't good?
So Alchemist is
Eminem's new DJ. Were all the other white DJ's taken? Nah, let's not bring race
into this. Let's just look at the fact that Green Lantern has crazy DJ skills,
and Alchemist isn't a nice as Green on the 1's and 2's. Yeah, Alchemist is way
better on the beats, but if Eminem wanted beats from Alchemist he coulda had
them a loooong time ago being that they got the same fucking manager.
I still can't believe
how Green Lantern got axed. What Jadakiss did to him sounds like something one
of my angry ex-girlfriends woulda done. Seriously, who tapes phone conversations???
May 14th is "Diddy
Day" in Las Vegas. Fuck. Now I'm never going there. How funny was it to
watch the new "Making the Band." From watching that shit, my take
on Diddy is that he expects talent to come to him because he's Diddy. It doesn't
work like that buddy boy. The only good shit Puffy's done since Biggie's death
has been Black Rob. Mario Winans was all right too. At least he's different
from all these other R&B singers. Shit everyone sounds the same to me. Why
are there new singers coming out all the time? Who the fuck is Bobby V and why
is he blowing up?
Back to Diddy and
his current failures as an exec. Why does "Making the Band" suck?
Because they hold auditions! What real artist is gonna go to a Bad Boy audition?
Bad Boy had the Lox in shiny suits. Diddy is written about more in entertainment
mags than music mags. If you're an Alicia Keys or a Lauryn Hill, would you show
up anywhere near a Bad Boy audition? Hell no. The only girls you're really gonna
get are the fucking Britney Spears wanna-be's. That's fucking great. Diddy needs
to give it up. I know it's not easy, but if I was running Bad Boy I'd at least
promote one real Hip Hop artist. Sign someone or at least promote Aasim he's
got potential but that dude's window is definitely closing.
Speaking of windows
closing, whose window is closing faster than Grafh's? Remember how hot he was
this time last year? Now, no one's talking about him. His songs have been below-average.
You can't even compare his new music to his old tracks. C'mon Grafh get that
buzz back man.
A 17-year-old girl
is claiming that she was raped by two men in Lloyd Banks' posse. Students at
her school are wearing a shirt that says "she said no!" Hmmmm let's
look at this situation. If she said "no," then she was most likely
in a place where it would be possible to have sex. And if you are a female and
you're with a bunch of dudes that you don't know, you should probably be in
a public spot where it would be impossible to have sex. But shit, if you go
back to their hotel room, do you think you're going to order room service and
jump on the hotel beds and have a pillowfight and bounce home to rainbow-land?
C'mon, wake the fuck up. If you listen to rap, you can hear how horny everyone
is. And you can also hear how women are only here for sex. So why would you,
being a woman, put yourself in a position where you could be taken advantage
of. In no way am I defending Banks' crew, because if they raped her they're
scumbags. But who knows how the real truth will ever be brought to light, and
the best thing for girls to do if they don't subway tracks for a bunch of dudes
is to stay away from rappers.
Dame Dash is running
a contest looking for the "Ultimate Hustler." I bet people will have
a lot of confidence working with Dame Dash after he's rumored to be losing his
distribution and all of the Roc's hot artists are working with Jay. Sign me
Game is getting
sued for $280 million dollars by the DJ that claims he was assaulted by Game.
The DJ claims he's had "emotional distress." Shit. How the fuck do
you have $280 million dollars worth of emotional distress. Did Game fuck you
up that bad? Seriously, who sues for $280 million dollars? I know what I'd do
with $280 million dollars. I'd buy 28,000,000 Young Gunz albums.
Why is Swizz Beatz
still in Hip Hop? Who is buying his beats? Seriously. Scott Storch is a crazy
producer. Swizz Beatz, no. How does he put out Remy's "Whatever" which
sounds EXACTLY like Liveson's "No Problem," which features Shells
and Remy??? Extreme biting may cause tooth damage.
When is Cassidy's
15 minutes of fame up?
Am I the only person
who feels like all of Primo's new songs sound the same? No disrespect to the
legend, but damn, to me, the new shit sounds like it's a bunch of old throw-away
beats that Primo got rid of during spring-cleaning. And as unexciting as they
sound, they're still better than a lot of shit out there.
Props to Pam Anderson
for saying J.Lo and others that wear fur look "fat and gross." I'm
not a tree-hugging activist, but wouldn't we all like to see J.Lo and Pamela
square off in the ring? If you combined the two, you would probably have craziest
girl ever. Imagine a skinny girl with Pam's boobies and J.Lo's ass. Damn. Now
imagine a dude with Rosie's ass ok I'll stop.
Finally, I'd like
to give my condolences to the Faison's and Summer. I really don't think we all
realize what we lost when we lost Justo. Without Justo, there would be no mixtapes
today. Justo made mixtapes cool, and he motivated a lot of DJ's to get on their
grind. Justo's also one of the reason's there's so many new DJ's today. While
everyone's complaining about the "mp3" DJ's that are fucking up the
game, I think they're actually helping. The more competition, the harder these
dudes have to work to stay on top. That only raises the bar. I never knew Justo,
but we had talked on the e-mail a few times and were supposed to do an interview,
but we never got around to it. Thankfully, Justo has a strong team around him
to carry on his legacy. Please, don't let Justo's death be in vain. Without
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