So 50 and Olivia are up in the booth, and they’re hurried out a “side door.” Tell me that doesn’t sound like a bunch of bullshit. Honestly, if you’re going to shoot somebody, are you going to wait by the main entrance… of course not because most likely who would walk out the main entrance if they know they’re going to get shot at…and why would you kill someone outside of Hot 97…that’s VERY discreet…that shit is set up, if people wanted to kill 50 they would just do it…And then Jada calls up during Clue’s show, and he asks Clue who would win…Clue is not a straight-up dude cuz he goes “well, 50 would have to bring it with you…” c’mon man give us a real answer, if you feel like Jada would win just say it…Clue is a powerful dude but he lost a lot of Hip Hop respect when he keeps putting out trash mixtapes…he used to really hold it down…

The 50 album is surprisingly good. I like most of it. He’s still got a lot of those gay “Candy Shop” shits…but let’s look at “Piggy Bank.” It’s produced by Needlz, and I just feel like all his shit sounds the same. I’m not feeling his production.

Let’s look at some of 50’s lines:

I'm in the hood, in the drop, teflon final chop – if he’s in the hood why does he need $50,000 worth or security everyday

That fat nigga thought "Lean Back" was "In Da Club"
My shit sold 11 mil, his shit was a dud – how can Fat Joe get mad…Fat Joe knows he’s fat, and “Lean Back” was ten times better than “In Da Club.” And the TS album was wack as hell…but 50 did not go hard at Joe at all…Cuban Link went hard at Joe…but not 50

Jada don't fuck wit me, if you wanna eat
Cuz I do yo little ass like Jay did Mobb Deep
Yeah homie in New York niggas like your vocals
But thats only New York dawg, your ass is local – Jada already said he was local!!! See “Why,” where he says “Why my buzz in LA ain’t like it is in New York.” You can’t diss someone for something that they already admitted. And Jay didn’t really kill Mobb Deep…he got at them, but he didn’t do anything that bad to them…Littles killed Mobb Deep because not only did he expose them to be cowards but he also showed how they have no loyalty…

Yayo bring the condoms, I'm in room 203 – NO HOMO NO HOMO NO HOMO!!! Wow…”Yayo bring the condoms…” how do you respond to that…I’m gonna leave that one alone

Bank's shit sells, Buck's shit sells
Game's shit sells, I'm rich as hell – true

Kelis said her milkshake bring all the boys to the yard
Then Nas went, and tattooed the bitch on his arm
I mean like, way out in Cali n***** know you cuz
First thing they say about you is you a sucka for love – obviously Nas is a dude in love, nothing wrong with that…he found his queen and that’s a beautiful thing…dissing Kelis is stupid because Nas is at the top…never call the king’s wife a bitch, that really is just foul. Obviously this is the line meant to get the most shock value…and what dude’s in Cali know Nas is a sucker for love…just listen to songs like “Hey Nas” and we all know he is, and that’s not even a bad thing

It sounds like Juelz Santana’s acapella on the hook, that’s my favorite part about the song…Anything with Juelz on it is a guaranteed hit.

And Game is out of G-Unit…props to Game for real. I know I dissed his album in my last column, and I still feel that way about the album. But Game proves he has integrity not being a G-Unit puppet. A lot of people say bad things about Game (see our JT the Bigga Figga interview), but regardless of his past he shows a lot of courage saying he doesn’t have problems with Jada and Joe. Why should he…they didn’t even do anything to 50…I think the whole shooting is another set-up by 50…but now that Game’s outta G-Unit I’m guessing he’s regretting dissing Jay-Z…with no 50 hooks Game is going to be another boring ABC rapper that has no appeal…the funny thing is he was on “106 and Park” and there was no news on the break-up, but he said at the end of the interview that him and Jimmy Henchman are working on a DVD called “The Real 50 Cent.” I think the break-up was already done and they just kept it quiet…why would Game be making a DVD about 50 if he was still in G-Unit…and on the 106 and Park interview he wasn’t wearing any G-Unit shit…you know if he was still in G-Unit he woulda been decked out in the gear…

I guess this column’s gonna end with 50 getting his props for the album, and no props as a person because he’s just doing dumb shit now…there’s a difference between publicity and acting like a moron…no props to Game as an MC but props to Game for not playing along with everything…does anyone else wonder what Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo think about everything…Notice how Eminem is not saying anything, plus he’s worked with D-Block and Nas…well if people want to look at why Hip Hop sucks look at this shit…At least know we see who the fakest 2Pac yet is…

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