Ya
know what time it is....it's 730 ! Feb 8. 2005
So I’m reading Vibe in the grocery store the other day, and I see them
saying the same shit in the back of their 21 Questions shit that I said about
Talib Kweli and the similarities between “Get By” and “I Try.”
Maybe it’s just a coincidence…suuuuure…and Fabolous just happened
to sound like Mase and then when mase came back Fab thought he had to go hard
again so he puts out “Breathe” then he sees that no one gives a fuck
about Mase so it’s back to the goo-goo-ga-ga-gay shit that he’s perfected…anyway,
to all those at Vibe, I got no problem contributing to your cotton candy magazine,
but a) pay me and b) if you need help just contact me, I’d love to give
you some ideas. I think all Hip Hop mags suck right now. How is the Source going
to have four “Unsigned Hypes” in one issue. That doesn’t take
away any credibility. What the fuck…I know there’s not that much talent
out there to justify that…but real props go to Akir because he deserves
that shit…Sky Balla’s decent apparently he’s got tracks with
everybody big…but I never heard of the other two artists…
The Game album
is not all that. It’s not bad…but anybody who says it’s the album
of the year is lying…and here goes Game talking about how he started rapping
two years ago…was that before or after he started stripping? What the fuck???
There should be a rule that if you ever stripped for money you can’t be
a rapper, unless you’re a female, then it should be a requirement that
you do strip. I love hearing female rappers say “I don’t have to take
my clothes off to sell records.” News flash…yes, you do!!! No one
buys Ashanti albums because she can sing, they buy it for the artwork…I
remember I was at one of my boy’s houses going through his vinyl and I
came across the Ashanti record…the sleeve was empty…so I asked him
if he was playing it he said ‘no but I saved it for the artwork.’
Buying a females album is like buying Playboy for the articles…
Rumor has it that
on “How We Do” 50 is spitting Game’s lyrics and Game is spitting
50’s lyrics…like that would be a surprise…anyone can tell that
50 wrote all the hooks for Game…apparently Lloyd Banks recently threw 10
G’s into the air at a recent show…that’s interesting…next
time he should save that shit for
And now let’s
talk about Game some more…dude was on “Love Connection” and there’s
pictures of him on the show going around the internet. I don’t even know
where to start…he’s holding up the sign that says “stay together”
while the chick’s sign says ‘change of heart.’ That’s funny.
You’re gonna call yourself “Game” and not even have any “game”
for that porker. All right, maybe she’s not a porker, but she’s not
a video chick and she’s definitely not a BET Uncut girl. She’s a 6.5
or a generous 7 to me. Maybe she has a personality, I don’t know…but
anyway, will anyone believe Game when he rhymes about girls when we see his
corny ass getting rejected like that…second off that shirt looks like he
stole it from a dumpster, that shit is ugly…I don’t think we’d
see Eazy-E or 2Pac rocking that...well 50 wears tank tops and Game wears Hawaiian
shirts…G-G-G-G-G-G Unit!!! Here’s another problem I have with this
whole thing. People who can get girls do not need to go on a TV show to get
a date. I’m no pimp, but I’ve never been so low as to wanna get set
up on national TV. What does that say about your skills with girls if you have
to go on fucking “Love Connection.” This is how we do!!!!!! This is
not a good year for G-Unit on camera…first there’s the Lloyd Banks
gay-sex shit, then Young Buck stabs a dude on camera, and now this…wow.
So Lil’ Wayne
is going back to college? I get this press release like it’s fucking newsworthy
saying that Lil’ Wayne is going to go to the University of Houston. This
shit is too fucking funny…wait til I get into the details. First off, the
way the press
release goes it says “curriculum will include psychology classes twice
a
week.” That means he’s taking 3 fucking credits!!! Hulk Hogan could
do that. Taking one psychology course does not make you a fucking student. Van
Wilder did more than him. Then Lil’ Wayne says he’s looking forward
to participating in “student life.” All “student life” is
in college is drinking and fucking. Some like to mix coke in too…but “student
life” is what Wayne is seeking? Is he going to joint the Pro-life group
and rally against abortion? Is he going to join one of those weirdo political
groups? What the fuck is Weezy gonna do at college that he can’t do now…his
groupie situation must be really bad…the best part about this whole shit
is what his manager says…that it’s good for him to prepare for his
future. Apparently she doesn’t think he can make it in rapping…I’m
still trying to figure out how he ever made it…but I guess he doesn’t
have much going for him now…thank god for that psychology course though
that will be a great fallback…can’t you see his future employer saying
“well, Wayne, I see you have 3 college credits…why don’t you
handle the drive-thru window, we’ll give the high school drop out the fries
to do…this is a fucked up world.
Yo why does Remy
sometimes sound so damn sexy and other times she sounds like that chick that
just smokes way to many cigarettes...kinda like Thelma on the Simpsons…
So I’m eating
lunch the other day and I’m reading the paper. A girl at my school apparently
got hit by a car. She was fine, just some bruises, but the funniest shit about
this is the police said that “inattentiveness to traffic was a major cause
of the accident.” I almost died laughing. Maybe I’m a horrible person,
but c’mon, you’re crossing the street and you’re not gonna see
a car coming? How the fuck can you not pay attention to a 2-ton piece of steel
traveling at 30 miles per hour. How do you not hear the shit??? “Innattentiveness
to traffic.” The police shoulda just said the bitch didn’t see the
car coming and it leveled her.” If I was writing that article I woulda
snuck a big LOL next to that…
Now here’s
something Jin’s fans are definitely waiting for. First I was a racist for
hating Jin, then he did the “Bridging the Gap Remix” with his father
which pretty much proved my point that he sucked. Well, Hot 97 being the dumb
fucks that they are played one of the most horrific and awful songs making fun
of the tsunami victims, and Jin made a response. Honestly, I have a lot of respect
for Jin for doing that because that takes some balls. I’m sure his career
is not where he wants it to be right now, and he needs all the support he can
get, and he called out the biggest radio station in New York. I don’t think
they’re gonna be rushing to play his records anytime soon, and I think
Jin made a very bold statement for that song. Props to Jin for that.
No props to Virgin
for making Jermaine Dupri president of Hip Hop…they got fucking Lenny S
working there and Jermaine Dupri gets it…c’mon…Lenny S is Hip
Hop…Jermaine Dupri is Kris Kros, J-Kwon, and Janet Jackson. Hmmm…smart
choice and further proof why I never want to work for a fucking label. And to
everyone out there hoping to intern at a label and get a job, don’t count
on that shit they’ll probably just use you for some street team shit and
forget about you as soon as the next kid comes along.
Is it a coincidence
that Irv gets arrested as 50’s building up the hype for his album? Besides
that…with all the shit 50 Cent talks he’s gonna be the first rapper
that dies where everyone’s gonna be like “well, he did have it coming…”
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