~HHG Battle league Magazine Archives~

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I would never predict a lose for myself, I'm to cocky......

haha imo votes dont really tell who lose or win man, shits all aim and msn friends and i dont fuck with that net buddy shit lmao all i do is come thru, shit on niggaz and flush them so they could chase their pipe dreams, ask chalk, he's the resident "environmental engineer" lmao

[Jae Fingerz]

If your gonna quote top 5 punchlines could we know who said them?

[ShadowBoxing89]

fuck nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............... JK, and ayo eddie, I would have but, i got lazy, i wrote this before work, lmfaoooooooooo, so i was in a hurry, left some shit out.

[ShadowBoxing89]

yo real you and bigdog were runner's up, but you know, i like myself better than yall and plus ish was a joke to tell you the truth. Next magazine will be the shit.....

[Eddie..]

well.... I would still like to see : )

[Eddie..]

and that girl you got on the "cover" is a 6/10 : )

[ShadowBoxing89]

I'm a ass man eddie, Shit I don't give damn if she looked like whoopie as long as the ass is phat. pow, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Eddie..]

But that's my point. She's ugly as fuck and only looks as if she has a fat ass because of the pool stick. Without that pool stick she's just a chubby ugly girl. I can tell

You should used an angle/lola pic. Look her up!

[Real.]

MY GOD THATS A FAT ASS! But she does look on the chubby side. . . I'd still Pipe though lol

[Real.]

That bitch got some Cankles!

[Jae Fingerz]

Cheesecake bitch

[J. Quality II]

SHADOWBOX I SENT U A MESSAGE...

[ShadowBoxing89]

This issue will punish you



1.Intro by Jae Fingerz
2. Reviews by Real
3. Rankings by Shadow
4. Road to the championship by Shadow
5. Weekly awards
6. Most unoriginal verse by J Quality
7. Outro


Wow wow, Asain with ass, wow.......




1.Intro
by Jae Fingerz

HI! My name is... Jae Fingerz. Yea, I know alot of ya'll are probably saying fuck me right! (sorry ladies, I'm taken, Fuckin homos) Listen, The Mag wants me to elaborate on this week Title Match, but Fuck that, I'ma self-hype the fuck out of myself right now while I got the chance. Trust, Theres more of that sloppy shit you seen against MikeB (evil laugh-sinister grin) I bringing this entire league down, literally! Nah, I guess ya'll gonna have to see whats in store for "week 7" (no pun intended to that dude 7) Which looks like I'ma make my real debut on (pauses, Looks at the Mods) Ya'll gonna have to change the no feeding rule after I eat this dude up) Beat it, Lets get to the main event. I haven't been here long enough to see HHP battle but with a record of 4-0 he must of battled MikeB 4 weeks straight cuz I haven't seen any potential yet, I mean thats why I'm here, I see easy W's LOL. Chrp, I wouldn't be here if I didn't see some potential so don't get me wrong, Real being one of em & I'm not gonna sit here & dick ride a list together neither. Ya'll earn your spot for top dog. I think I speak for the league when I say I hope we finally see a real battle worth voting on. No disrespect to HHP, I know he believes he IS! this website but I got my bottom dollar on Real. Alright, I put my time in, Who the fuck reads the intro anyways. Please, Lets proceed to the good shit.





2. Reviews by Real


Flawless vs. New York Times

I don’t think this battle should have been a K.O. ‘cause this was actually close. But Flawless came hard with a good bunch of personals to edge New York Times. New York Times tried to beat him with punches, but unfortunately his punches didn’t connect. This match up was somewhat of a disappointment because I expected this to have more punches and personals from both sides. But only one opponent came consistent, and that was Flawless. He swept the votes 3-0. Keep up the consistentcy.

Best Line of the Battle:

I seen your battles, I can tell on Hip Hop Game you the worst/
He only had Flawless lines 2 weeks in a row cus he put my name in his verse/

So.Rell vs. J-Quality

This battle shouldn’t have been a K.O. either. Both of us came hard, ‘cause we were tryna make it to the Ship. Quality came out nice with the opener, actually had me dying laughin’ although a ngga is not broke, just wise with his money, you bitch. But the voters seemed to like my verse better, although they called it close, I managed to pull out the win on his bitch ass HAHAH! He did have some nice creativity. Props homeboy. But the end result was 3-0 K.O. and I will be in the Champ Match against HHP.

Best Line of the Battle:

these milfs wanna see me, im reals idol we all know he wanna be me
last time a milf had love for Real...she was doin it for reality tv!

Spoke Golden vs. RAS.

This battle just pissed me the fuck off. You nggas can eat a dick for droppin these verses. Lol, nah I’m playin’ but this battle was not a good one, both came way below their potential. I was a lil upset with the reads, but it was a complete L. They did have a few lines that just made you say ok, yeah. But mainly just boring! Spme how Spoke managed to get a vote. Hot16 we’re gonna have to speak with you after that vote, lol. Although RAS. Won the battle he did not have the Best line in my opinion, although it could’ve been worded better.

Best Line of the Battle:

Your “outlooks” dim, like the colors fading, wit these “Power Points” you’ll get served.
I’m “word-perfect” you can “Excel” and never see a “W” with those “Micro-soft words.”

Bigdog vs. Kidney Shots [Topical]

Personally I hate Topicals, but fortunately BigDog no-showed lol. . . I think he tried signing out before though.

Punchline Prince vs. Eddie..

Dudes be sleepin’ on my boy Eddie. He’s not a push over, you’ve got to come with you’re a Game if you think you’re gonna beat him. He showed that to Prince with a 2nd KO. I dunno if that was right though, cause Eddie didn’t murder him. Prince had some bars. He just needs to cut down on his lines since they’re so stretched. He had a few fresh lines like the Toddler Achievement line. But Eddie wasn’t tryin to lose. He had a few decent lines. Eddie managed to get the win 3-0.

Best Line of the Battle:

Your concepts are lame. I mean what else can I say?

I'm Greater Than You Like Sideways V's...

WHAT IF YOU FUCKIN TURN IT THE OTHER WAY??


Ace wonders vs Frak.

Well both battlers showed, but I kinda wish they didn’t lol, cause the didn’t drop any hot lines. This was a pretty dull read, so I’m gonna make this a dull review. . . BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Both ya’ll nggas lol. . . but Ace got the dub, although if Frak worded he Maternity line better he would had a better chance.

Best Line of the Battle:

I'm "pitch black" while you on some "blue eye shit" like the chronicles of riddick//
That's the reason the only "sick line" you know is the one you wait in for the free clinic//

7 vs. SickScript

I just don’t get how 7 followed up his surprise verse with this one. I was disappointed, he went back to not rhyming on a few lines and just killed his chance. Vick didn’t come much better, but he did have a couple lines that stood out. That Angels line was Fresh, although could’ve been worded better. Overall this battle was over hyped cause we all expected 7 to get in vicks ass lol. But Sick got this.

Best line of the Battle:

You on some religious shit, I hope god is on your side//
To bad you just like Nick Adenhart, even Angels die

Hot16 vs. Kid Hustle

Flawless put it in better words “…this battle was wack as fuck.” LMAO this battle wasn’t anything special, hot16 had a few straight lines while kid had NONE! ZERO! ZILCH! NADA! NOTHING! It was oneside mayne.

Best Line of the Battle:

Now he says he's an MC and writes rhymes, but thats hard to distinguish //
Kuz son was born in '91, rap died before he knew english //

Mike B. vs. Jae Fingerz

LMAO this battle was just hilarious. Jae came in the league talking mad shit, hell he even dropped a quick key against Mike, which almost back fired on his ass. I still think Mike got this cause his verse was more entertaining. Although Jae had the Wal-Mart Polo line LMAO it could been more creative but for the fact that it really looked like one it was HILARIOUS. . . Mike came with some pretty decent lines for him. . . that Gilbert line was creative I never saw that before, and its true, he always does that around the back shit on free throws. But Jae edged out the win. The best line just had me rollin, cause I was thinking the same thing.

Best Line of the Battle:

they say ill win to dude this is true
wit that weak shit he should of took his time too

Forum vs Alter Ego

BOOOOOOOOOO! This battle was God awful! Ego came with some ’94 shit that would even make Biggie turn in his grave. Forum didn’t come much harder, he’s was pretty much bull, although it was enough to pull out the win pretty easily. Your Alter line could’ve been used so much better, luckily it was the only one that actually hit. This battle was week, could possibly win Worst Battle of the Week.

Best Line of the Battle:

Ya homo rapper, never get respect in ya hood or considered a G
Only guys who approach ALTER; is quick to bend on their knees

Denity vs. Rashad

Rashad you bitch! Come on now mayne. Fuckin No-Show. But still to critique Denity, I actually liked your 1st drop better even though it wasn’t really a battle verse. You just didn’t come with any really amazing bars in this week.

Stand Out Bar:

I can't take a dude serious, he dresses like the fags from B5,
and his flow is ASS like the mag for week 5,

Final Thoughts:

Overall, this week was just aight. I wish everybody would show, but hey can't do anything about it. Every one please show next week. This past week was not our best, but there is potential from every battler.

[ShadowBoxing89]

3. Rankings
by Shadow

You know what time it is......................................


Heavyweights:1-5

HHP: (4-0) 44pts
Real: (3-0) 38pts
Flawless: (4-1) 24pts
Kidney Shots: (3-2) 22pts
RAS.: (2-0) 22pts


Middleweights:6-12

J.Quality: (3-2) 21pts
Eddie: (2-0) 18pts
Ace Wonders: (2-1) 18pts
New York Times: (2-2) 12pts
Forum (1-0) 13pts
Sickvick: (1-1) 13pts
hot16: (1-3) 13pts


Lightweight:13-?

Denity: (1-1) 11pts
Jae Fingerz: (1-0) 11pts
e.r.: (1-1) 8pts
7: (2-3) 2pts
Mikeb: (1-4) 1pts
alter ego: (0-1) 1pts

Week 1-6 Sign Outs:

Chalk: (0-1) 0pts Pending...
Penrino: (1-2) 0pts Pending...
MarVJay: (0-1) 0pts Pending...
Rashad: (1-4) 8pts Pending...
pakkman: (1-2) 0pts Pending...
C^Mil: (2-1) 6pts Pending...
Punchline Prince: (3-2) 8pts Pending...
Frak: (1-3) 5pts Pending...
SPScarface: (1-2) -5pts
Youngone: (0-1) -11pts
Spoke: (2-3) 12pts
Bigdog: (2-3) 12pts
kidhustle: (0-5) 1pts



4. Road to the championship
by Shadow

It’s been awhile but it’s finally here, 6 weeks of anticipation has brought us to this moment. It is time to crown a new champion and launch another chapter in HHG history. Who ever wins this will be forever known as that guy that won the first time, LMFAOO. Before we get into more vague descriptions of this great battle, let first talk about how our competitors are go to this point.

HipHop Police

To be blatantly honest, I wasn’t impressed by any of HHP’s league battles. They seemed lackadaisical or lethargic; he didn’t really garner his status. But what can I say, he didn’t have to be in top form to get here, everyone he faced seemed to be off a bit. I think they underestimated him a bit, hell, I know how that feels. HHP and I have battled about six times and I still from time to time underestimate dude. He surprises people with his personal attack and his ability to stay current, also his ability to drop second, lol, I digress. I predicted two loses on his record and they never came to flourishion, so that must mean something. If real wants to be champ he’d better not overlook HHP, dude sneaky.

REAL

I don’t know to much about real, beside the fact that he’s dope and constantly beef’s with 7 and J Quality , whom he beat convincingly in there respectable match ups. He jumped in on this league shit in week 3 and has been destroying cats since then. He’s faced the stiffer competition compared to HHP and has responded well. Building a great 3-0 record winning all his matches by KO.

I don’t know how this shits gonna transpire, I just hope that it’s good for the leagues sake.

[ShadowBoxing89]

5. Weekly awards
by Shadow and whoever voted

only two people Voted and they didn’t even fill out the whole list of awards



Battle of the week-Real Vs J Quality

The runner up battle was flawless vs NYT/ eddie vs punchlines and them battle weren’t nothing special. While ever one was sleeping J and Real were woke and it shows. A good battle by both, not great good. Props keep it up.



Punch of the week-Real

Again this week was lacking, ish was pitiful, Real wins again

I know for a fact you gets no Pussy, there ain't no probably's
Last time he Hit a Girl from the Back, he had to check his Insurance Policy

Verse of the week-Real

Real came hard this week and just blasted J with personals and punches,
which is why he deserves this week’s award. There wasn’t much to choose from this week as far as verses go, the only other people that came decent were JQ and Eddie.

J if you think you've got a chance, then holmes retarded
It'll be so far from a Close Call - he's gettin' hit with Roaming Charges
You co-sign my every move, I'm everything you're probably not
Aside from my verse, this weeks rank, you can all see a Quality Drop
Pen no showed last week. It wasn't intentional by no means
He couldn't see J's pic. . .
'cause J's big ass Forehead took up the WHOLE SCREEN
You love the Kids, you child molester, its hardly obsurd
He's all about Developing Privates like the Army Reserves
Ya can't win a fight. You get KO'd and Stomped with Timbwear
If he's ever packin' a 2-Piece he's just Sportin' Ladies Swimwear
I know for a fact you gets no Pussy, there ain't no probably's
Last time he Hit a Girl from the Back, he had to check his Insurance Policy
Honestly, there's no need to murk him. He's rippin' himself
This the only time I'll keep a BITCH from tryna get to the Belt
I consider you the "Clean Up Man" in my crew, so can it sir
I appointed you a Leader of the New School, I was just makin' you Head Janitor

Personal of The Week-Eddie


Eddie delivered a nice personal on PP in week 5. That one punch was one of the reason why he got it in 3

Your concepts are lame. I mean what else can I say?

I'm Greater Than You Like Sideways V's...

WHAT IF YOU FUCKIN TURN IT THE OTHER WAY??

Worse Battle-MikeB vs. Jae Fingerz

I don’t have to say much about this snore fest besides shit sucked. Its battles like these that make people sign out his league; shit was just straight awful. Both Mike and Jae need to step the fuck up, this leagues only as strong as its weakest members. Terrible setups, choppy flow, generic punches and etc


This batle sucked! I actually expected a decent verse from Jae and he let me down....-Spscar

both battlers need to work on a lot of things before going into next week.-HHP

both yall niggaz didnt give a fuck about the battle-7


Highlights

your a registered shooter no a registered pussy
ill leave u like u on your period.....red and gushy
-mike

I'ma pick apart this pussies persona/
Knew he was a bitch by the picture, You can see the purse on her/
-Jae

6. Most unoriginal verse
by J Quality

**MOST UN-ORIGINAL VERSE**

Let me start by clearing the rumors that he might be gay/
Its just his last name so... Mike B Gay/
I'ma pick apart this pussies persona/
Knew he was a bitch by the picture, You can see the purse on her/
Take a look at this hallmark homo/
Arms folded posing hard in a walmart polo/
& by the looks of it, Dawg,You may wanna lay off of all those hoho's/
Haha... Sorry I had to laugh/
But please learn how to rap before you attempt to battle back/
Cuz Trust me, I will straight slaughter ya'll/
Without a written flowing off the top like a waterfall/
You may not know me but you "SAW" me, I'ma legend/
So defeating me, You need to start by cuttin off my legs-end/
But I know you won't beat me cuz flow is an essential/
You wanna beat me?... Go download an instrumental/
I'm unbeatable, I'ma fucking Al Capella/
My flow'll rock this fella like Jay-Z clothes for Roc-a-fella/
Yea, My dude, I'm nice as fuck/
But I'ma let the Mod's give the win to my lil sister
...She typed this up

JAE FINGERZ

BY:JQ



And That is All

[ShadowBoxing89]

7. Asians With Ass

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, This is not the outro, this week doesn't have an outro, just thought I'd Throw some shit up and call it one


Hiromi KISHIKAWA



Jessica Bangkok



Kyanna Lee



Mika Tan



Dragon Lily



Annie Thao

[J. Quality II]

This battle shouldn’t have been a K.O. either. Both of us came hard, ‘cause we were tryna make it to the Ship. Quality came out nice with the opener, actually had me dying laughin’ although a ngga is not broke, just wise with his money, you bitch. But the voters seemed to like my verse better, although they called it close, I managed to pull out the win on his bitch ass HAHAH! He did have some nice creativity. Props homeboy. But the end result was 3-0 K.O. and I will be in the Champ Match against HHP.

trust when i do return..it will be the other way around

[ShadowBoxing89]

you still woke, lol

[J. Quality II]

its not late here in AZ

[HHP]

I don’t know to much about real, beside the fact that he’s dope and constantly beef’s with 7 and J Quality , whom he beat convincingly in there respectable match ups. He jumped in on this league shit in week 3 and has been destroying cats since then. He’s faced the stiffer competition compared to HHP and has responded well. Building a great 3-0 record winning all his matches by KO.


Quote:

I'd just like to point out that the bolded material is utter bullshit lol. I ko'd spoke and flawless...and beat bigdog 5-3....bigdog and flawless a lone is better than everyone real has faced put together..