~HHG Battle league Magazine Archives~

[RAS.]

Well I was also eating...

[Real.]

Umm. . . Battle of the week, of course. Most over hyped, Most improved, some breaking news or something, just some shit, and interview the person who got verse of the week

[ShadowBoxing89]

welll why don't you take some of the weight off my shoulders.

[Real.]

aight, well if I have time this weekend, I'll write something up and PM it to you. . . when is the mag going up?

[HHP]

i gots match previews, "whats beef" which may also feature some breaking news.

[J. Quality II]

Verse of the week


Battle of the week

[¶-7-¶]

lol that nigga takes an hour to eat and key a 16 lol damn what u eating nigga???

[Eddie..]

This was a really good mag.

I didn't like any of the POTW though. They were way too simple for the most part.

[ShadowBoxing89]

The Ass Edition-wow that’s a big ole ass

A. Intro
B. Unofficial battler rankings
C. Review
D. Previews
E. whats hot & whats not
F. Weekly Awards
G. Flawless Thoughts
H. Our Archives Suck
I. Retro Dope
J. Grind Time



A.Intro

Due to thirteen Hour Shifts and three hour sleep, I’m kinda behind this week with everything so I apologize, sike, Fuck yall, Your lucky this shit came out at all. Flawless Latin ass gone retire, then come back in like two days, WTF. You trying to throw all this work and shit on me, dawg; wouldn’t be surprise if this shit was planned. Anyways the reason this ish is called ass week is because this might be the worse magazine thus far. I mean I‘m just gone wing it on this shit, so if I don’t make sense or if you see a lot of spelling errors, just pretend like there not there and move the fuck on, yall probably pimply faced nerds anyways, beating off to my ever post cuz I’m so full of awesomeness, yeah *Pause* (no Homo). I know your probably thinking stop, your attempts at humor make me want to go kill me self. All I got to say to that is go ahead, the world would be a better place without you. *Readjusting Voice* Pause*. Beside a couple fuck ups here and there this league is running smoothly, so props to the staff and former staff( flawless, LOL fired ass nigga) of HHG.com keep this shit up, especially you, HHP aka cowboy’s bitch aka plum coat for getting those extra forums added never got a chance to thank yous. Enough of the ball sucking, now lets get into this ish.



B.Unofficial battler rankings

Yes, we are finally starting to see the big picture. We can now separate those who are ass form those who are less ass then the ones who are ass, if that makes sense. I’m not going to say who I think’s going to be the first champ* Coughs* Me, but what I can say is, if your not in the top 5 now then it’s probably not you. Maybe a couple weeks down the road when you’ve done some fucking brain push ups and got ya weight up some more, it’ll probably be yours, but for now, nope.

Heavyweights:1-5

HHP: (4-0) 44pts
Real: (2-0) 29pts
Kidney Shots: (3-1) 25pts
J.Quality: (3-1) 24pts
Flawless: (3-1) 17pts


Middleweights:6-12

Spoke: (2-2) 17pts
RAS.: (1-0) 16pts
Bigdog: (2-2) 15pts
New York Times: (2-1) 15pts
Punchline Prince: (3-1) 13pts
Ace Wonders: (1-1) 13pts
Eddie: (1-0) 11pts


Lightweight:13-?

Rashad: (1-3) 11pts
Frak: (1-2) 10pts
7: (2-2) 9pts
Denity: (0-1) 8pts
Sickvick: (0-1) 8pts
Mikeb: (1-3) 8pts
hot16: (0-3) 8pts
kidhustle: (0-4) 8pts
Jae Fingerz: (0-0) 8pts
alter ego: (0-0) 8pts


Signed Out:

Chalk: (0-1) 0pts Pending...
Penrino: (1-2) 0pts Pending...
MarVJay: (0-1) 0pts Pending...
e.r.: (1-1) 0pts Pending...
pakkman: (1-2) 0pts Pending...
C^Mil: (2-1) 6pts
SPScarface: (1-2) -5pts
Youngone: (0-1) -11pts

[ShadowBoxing89]

C. A Communist Review

I'mma be an asshole this week..........................

MikeB vs. Frak

Mike Mike Mike, your almost grasping the idea of punch formulation, so props. Um now that’s out the way lets get to this review ish. Mike had a shit load of filler, I was like damn nigga that wasn’t a punch, you just wasted 5 bars, nooooooooooo!. Frak on the other side of the wall did the same shit, but sucked less at it. Dude had some decent concepts just failed at setting them shits up, hell on some of his bars dude had the punch as the setup.

I ain’t Quoting ish,cuz If I did that, I would be encouraging you guys to suck

Punchline Prince vs. Chalk

What can I say hmmmmmmmmmmmm CHALKS A BITCH!!!!!!, you just like Pen, yall probably the same person, shit would explain why yall both no showed and refused to battle each other, hmmmm, or maybe yall fucking each other or something(no homo) *pause*. PP dropped a no show verse so there not much to talk about here.

So.Rell vs. Bigdog

I actually disagree with the voters here. I saw grove verse and was like noooo don’t do it homie, don’t hate vote, LMFAO, then I realized great minds think alike. Real didn’t come as hard as he did last week(no homo) but still had some hot shit in his verse. I think BD edged em out here; dude came with some hard body more creative hits; unfortunately the voters didn’t see what a.i.m saw, so Real took it.
Good battle

Big Pun, Big L, Biggie, BigDog. . . Ask me why I line him with those
'cause every ngga named Big is bound to die and Lie in a Hole

I’m too deadly, I can make your black and white picture lead to red,
Lookin’ like R.Kelly’s bitch all proud bout the yellow P on ya head ! (pirates lid)

Eddie vs. MarvJay

Marv Bitch ass, old ass nigga signed up just to no show. props on Eddie, I thought nigga was gone be like fuck HHG.com I’m going back to the lesser of the two leagues (illesty, LMFAO, don’t tell Burd I said that).

Rashad vs. Kidhustle

Damn, kid got ate up again, Rashad just attacked em like and animal, I was like damn . I even covered my eyes a lil bit reading it, lol, just kidding, but seriously though Ra had a good verse. Kid had some creative shit in his drop aswell, but he just lacked the aggression Ra had, dude was mean, desperate for a win. Props to both, this was an eye opener for me. I definitely see some improvement in the both of you.

Nothing Really

J.Quality vs. Penrino

After bitching about being match up against Chalk(Pussy), he begged on his fucking knees, to get a pic match with JQ. We’ll he was and then he fucking no showed, he didn’t even give J a pic. I woulda worked his ass(no homo, really no homo) in the magazine if he would posted a pic up, but sadly he bitched out. See what happen when you do favors for people, they fuck you over………………………………
A counter in the closet upside down( no homo) sorry

RAS. vs. Denity

Denity is pretty ok, he will definitely get some wins in this league if he continues, we got a lot of garbage floating around(HHP). He started off good with some creative shit, but played shit, then he died, he fucking died. he got whacker and whacker as the shit progressed. RAs came with some nice shit, ish was funny to me, had swag, not his best though, but still good.

I'm hot homie One punch could break em,call the ambulance to take em
Shit I match ya sixteen lines, with some gas and accidentally bake em

Denity, better look next time, homie

Ace Wonders vs. hot16

A lot of dude said hot16 verse was confusing, I agree, dude setup was hideous . Without out setups good concepts can seem ass, I know I’ve had some dope shit and fucked it up with my fugly execution. Ace is better than that shit that left a year ago, lOL. He ain’t the truth but he is decent, dude got that swag on some grimy shit. I agree with most of the voters here, I don’t know wtf you other fuckers were watching, ace should have won by KO, no offense to Hot16, he just came up a bit short.

Sorry Guys…

Flawless vs. Sickvick

I was very disappointed in this battle, I thought yall were going to come out stronger. This battle lacked creativity IMO, there was a lot of personals, But no heavy punches.

I woulda quoted some ish, but didn't

7 vs. Kidney Shots

HAHAHAHAHA, I am god, I destroyed 7, weak ass nigga, lol, naw J/p. I had read that nigga first two bars and was like damn, he trying to win; had no choice but to throw everything at em. 7 had some crazy personals about the magazine and ish; kinda hurt my feelings and motivated me to steer dagger scripted hell messenger right in his guts, HAHAHAHHAH. Enough of that. Dude was mad creative this battle and I’m not just sucking em off and ish (no homo)

he already did see himself falling short, so this black asian is trippin..
coz the only dope punches he postin up are quotes on his magazine clippings...

ya bar lengths about the only thing that measures up me, so head home
you about to die texting bitch, and I don’t mean cars and cell phones

New York Times vs. C^Mil

This battle was hella weak and sad, though C^nil’s was better than this. NYT didn’t bring shit neither, I don’t even feel like talking about this ish anymore, Guys I’m very disappointed in you* slaps em on the wrist* “bad Emcee’s Bad Emcee’s”. C^mils
Takes on consistency IMO, NYT didn’t really have shit as far as punches are concerned.

Spoke vs. HHP

Um, spoke didn’t show the creativity he showed in previous battles, he tried I guess but failed, setup/execution wasn’t there. HHP didn’t do better, he won it because of his personals, if spoke would got more personal, ish would have been closer. Decent battle.

Nothing, Sorry Guys………….

[ShadowBoxing89]

D.Previews
By HHP

Flawless vs new york times

"Don't call it a comeback"

Prediction: New York times via tko

After a week filled with controversi flawless has left and then returned to the league un-moded. I think this gives him more time to focus on his drops and hes going to only get stronger and stronger in this league. New york is coming off of a disappointing loss to cmils and after already beating the veteran spscarface. I see him rebounding this week and taking advantage of the recent dramatics, to get this big victory over flawless.

So.real vs j-quality

"real quality"

prediction: so.real via 5-3

This is a huge match-up. This could determine who will be in the big title match next week and who will not. Real is #2 in the league right now with an undefeated record and quality is ranked 4th. Both have proving to be among the heavy weights of this league. This should be a wordplay, punches, personal slug fest as both competitors are very well rounded. I think so.real sneaks the win 5-3.

Spoke vs Ras

"don't be upset"

prediction: Ras via ko

Spoke has been battling on hhg consistently for quiet a few years now. Yet, he is very inconsistent in the quality that he drops. You never know which spoke your going to get. I think Ras is an up and coming star. I predict Ras uses this battle to knock out a heavy weight and prove to the league that he is a threat.

Bigdog vs. Kidney Shots [Topical]

"wtf"

Prediction: Bigdog via ko

I personally hate topical battles and I hate reading topical battles. But I think this match is the reason why kidney will not be battling for the title next week. Bigdog is coming off a big topical win this week against some peoples HHG role model, heavily weeded. I think he rides into this one still feeling the high off that defeat and knocks kidney out ending his dreams of becoming the first ever heavy weight champion.

Denity vs Rashad

"Making the band kufi edition"

prediction: Rashad via 5-3

After schooling kid hustle, I think Rashad is now in battle form. In my eyes he is now a legit competitor and i think will start moving his way up the mid weight division. Ras is new to the game and not much is known about him. He stated that he learned a few things from his last battle. For some reason i believe him but i think it still takes him another week before he gets it completely together and receives his first victory.

Punchline Prince vs eddie

"wheres the punchline?"

prediction: prince via ko

I don't think this will be a "crowd pleasure" at all, unless you like a one sides mismatch. Eddie won his first match on the account that his opponent no showed as did prince. Prince is a battle tested battler and could very well be a heavy weight sometime soon. Without really seeing much of eddie, we have to give the prediction to prince. This does have the making to be a classic upset story. So don't completely sleep on this.

Ace wonders vs frak

"battle of stage fright"

Prediction: ace wonders via no show

Thats right, I predicted a no show. Both of these competitors have no showed in this battle league already. I think this one comes down to who decides to show up this week and who doesn't. I flipped a coin and it came back frak being the one to no show. However, if they were both to battle it out my prediction would still go to ace who is the more overall skilled battler thus far.

7 vs. Sickvick

prediction: sickvick via ko

I don't think 7 who is coming off getting abused by his fellow crew member kidney shots, will rebound here. I think he has hit the wall so to speak and will continue to fall down the rankings before picking it back up again. Sickvick who lost his debut match to flawless will pick up this victory and move up from light weight to mid weight leaving 7 still searching for the swag he used to have when battling

Hot16 vs. Kid Hustle

"somebodys gotta win"

prediction: hot 16 via ko

Its no secret, kid hustle has not looked good at all at any point during this battle league. I don't know what it is going to take for him to turn it on but I don't see it changing anytime soon. Hot 16, also hasn't had a victory thus far. But hes actually shown a sign of life, more so than kid hustle and i think he wins this one convincingly.

Mike B. vs. Jae Fingerz

prediction: mike b via 5-2

Jae fingerz has just signed up and we have no idea what to expect from him yet. A lot of battlers coming from other sites have found it somewhat difficult to make the transition over to hhg. I think this match will be a learning experience for him and mike b edges the win.

Forum vs Alter ego

Iunno

Prediction:?

Forum’s been gone for awhile and alter ego just came, so I don’t know who’s going to win or if they’ll even show up. Forum might have the advantage though; he was a dope battler on other site I’ve seen him on (illesty).Good luck to both dope.

[ShadowBoxing89]

E.whats hot & whats not
by HHP

Whats hot?

Shadowboxing finally being rewarded after years of dedication he put into this section, and being modded

Whats not?

Flawless being de-modded, stripped of his league, retiring, and then coming back only a a battler.

whats hot?

j quality beefing with niggaz in the battle lounge and then following it up with a battle.

whats not?

chalk and penrino talking mad shit about how their the best etc...etc...only to no show

whats hot?

Niggaz dropping verses for all of their battles each week

whats not?

only 50% of those same niggaz have even considered voting on even one battle.

whats hot?

battlers challenging each other to a 30 min key style match

whats not?

Grown men challenging each other to picture battles

Whats not?

Me being a super mod and shadow’s not


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F. Weekly Awards

Yeah Bitches, I wanted to do something different this week hahahahhaha, going off of what Real Said



A. Battle Of the week: 7 Vs Kidneyshots

I know by now you all are probably think that son of a bitch, were does he get the nerve; I can’t believe that asshole picked himself. Since everybody came pretty whack, this shit seemed fair to me, I hated every ones verse instead of my Own, just kidding, naw seriously, come on guys. Fuck you all, me and grove created a dope ass battle, just admit it. This battle had everything IMO, personals creative punches and etc. There were some other good battles, but I think this one deserve it this week.


Real-“Now, finally a battle I can enjoy. This was dope. . . good wordplay, punches and personals from both sides”

HHP- “This was a damn good battle. Glad I set it up lol..”

Flawless-“Damn this was a good battle,”

Black Confucius: ill wtf is wrong with you

Shadow: Nothing Bitch

Shadow: Now, continue to host pussy, I run this shit. I’ll delete you in the back of my mind and only bring out bushido Africa, kidney-shots, constipated monkey, vagina diner and of course showbox.

7 vs kidneyshots

Prediction: 7

7

ok fuck a kidney, the shots from my bars reach him where the livers be..
and that means he'll have to digest the mag like his weekly deliveries...
he already did see himself falling short, so this black asian is trippin..
coz the only dope punches he postin up are quotes on his magazine clippings...
STR8 AIM General depicted as your boss, thats what im about..
thats why kid predicted his own loss without the shadow of a doubt...
for real, whats with the voices in ur head? thats psychotic hype..
this pussy must be scared of himself like homophobic dykes...
kid, shad or confucius, u best ask yourself who the realest..
cuz you winnin this will be a long shot like test tube tequilas...
who's the illest? pssh! this is a walk in the park, shadow boxin lacks..
thats why no one's seeing your punches cuz they shots in the dark...
fuck a friendly spar, str8 AIM squeeze to let it spark, let him take it to heart..
After this he'll be like "hey 7, i retire from the crew i wasnt good from the start"...
ok look here ack, we from the same camp and u must know me riiight?
so when i own you, you can look back on this battle like a custody fight...

ShoBox

I don’t have time for lame shit, cuz we reppin the crew
So I’mma just keep this “rell”……. and ko the fuck outta you
I’m sorry homie I was suppose to be nice and choke in this battle
But I’m a dick, Ryda, like those faggots that vote in ya battles
this beatings bad, you gone want to exit the crew, flea in the crowd
Why wait? Leave bitch, you ain’t never heard? three is a crowd
ya bar lengths about the only thing that measures up me, so head home
you about to die texting bitch, and I don’t mean cars and cell phones
the truth is nobody likes you 7, including me and spoke
if we excluded all who hate you, this shit wouldn’t receive a vote
5000 post, come on man, turn the computer and invite some hookers
and stop lying, you don’t hit on girls, you fist fight with ya sisters

i feel u man yea im bac to uni now, shits stressful but ay a mnas gotta do what a mans gotta do lol yea we need to bring AIM BACK!!! like surprise dem on a 3 way heat on some serious subject..

7’s gay so you can’t really pay attention to what dude say
how you reppin str8 when you pm’in nigga's about 3-ways

if aim had a family tree this bitch’ll probably salute at the bottom
so don’t ask why aim gets planted, just ask 7, he’s the root of the problem

[ShadowBoxing89]

B.Top 5 Punches

Damn the punches sucked this week, LMFAOOOOOOOOOO, They really did.
Most were to simple, there wasn’t anything that made me say damn!!! There was a lot of personals and ish, which is a good thing. I just would have liked to see more creative nasty shit., damn type of shit.

he already did see himself falling short, so this black asian is trippin..
coz the only dope punches he postin up are quotes on his magazine clippings...

ya bar lengths about the only thing that measures up me, so head home
you about to die texting bitch, and I don’t mean cars and cell phones

Big Pun, Big L, Biggie, BigDog. . . Ask me why I line him with those
'cause every ngga named Big is bound to die and Lie in a Hole

I’m too deadly, I can make your black and white picture lead to red,
Lookin’ like R.Kelly’s bitch all proud bout the yellow P on ya head ! (pirates lid)

I'm hot homie One punch could break em,call the ambulance to take em
Shit I match ya sixteen lines, with some gas and accidentally bake em

F.Flawless Thought’s

I'd like to say congrats to Shadow for getting the mod position to continue the league. I will still help out when needed but all the pressure is now on Kidney to keep shit poppin. Last week the battles were much closer but not as good as I thought. There were maybe two battles worth mentioning involving 7 vs Kidney and Cmil vs NYT. Hopefully this week has some good stuff in store and we can def have more quotables for the mag. I don't do no interviews so don't ask me shit why I was demodded. Real niggas can see the bitch niggas and emoness that runs in the boards. Someone put a bitch tag on themselves last week that cant be removed with internet powers. Wanted to shoutout J.Quality, didn't get a chance to say congrats on our battle, and just to let yall know, the niggas who complain bout keystyles should have really no excuse because writing that verse last week was prolly the easiest shit ever.

Somebody shoulda told em it takes Silver Bullets to take the Wolf out. Peace, Flaw.

If members wanna PM me questions, I will answer them through my section on the next mag.




G.Our Archives Suck

After reading the forever ill archives and shit looking for a dope verse to put in this week retro article of the magazine. While searching I found myself thinking “ is this it”. I came to the realization that HHG.com forever ill is the weakest on the net, some sites normal battle archives have better shit than our Forever ill. I don’t think we even need a forever ill to tell you the truth, hell most of the supposedly dope shit in there is from jthamind and he’s a fucking biter, no tell how much of those verse he posted were stolen. If were goin to be competitive with other leagues and try to recruit people we need more than tight management. We need to have dope battles for people to look at, so lets start making some, because last week was very disappointing IMO.+

ish is str8 crack

I.Retro Dope Ish

This shit is not that old actually, but it is pretty dope IMO. This verse was posted by murda sho from illesty. He went beast mode on his opponent and got the w. This was not his best verse but still pretty damn good, especially the first punch, very creative.



Murda Sho-Illesty
Crew On HHG-WOT

Who next to get killed huh? Stupid niggas in my set need to ¢hill bruh
Cause if intelligen¢e was key then you'd be Fred s¢reaming WILMA!
Spill ya, blood on the floor so dont atta¢k wit ya fellas
Cause u'd be so deep in E.R Irish Bla¢k would get jealous
Your graphi¢s tight, but only weak ¢ats ¢are about splats and swipes
Cause after fights it'd be so graphi¢ re¢aps'd be bla¢k and white
Relax and fight, I was gon no show but they all hyped this ass whippin
Cause you ¢ouldnt be ¢utting edge in a barbed wire mat¢h with him
We a¢t alot, like you did some shit for US to grab this spot
But ur forever known as "..Yea he beat the alias of that one ina¢tive bot

J. Grind Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtdVcIAG51o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYsIyTvpIWA

[¶-7-¶]

hahahaha u prick! but chea i already kno its a KO win for sickvick lol whowever needs a KO on their record should just battle 7 lol this is known! but shit dont bother me tho lmao my verses still hurt niggaz, my swag still stunt on niggaz, and yall bitch niggaz know this... IM THE SHIT BITCH, U SEE THESE FLIES FLYING AROUND ME??? HUH? HAHA

geah shad, kudos another dope ass mag drop

[ShadowBoxing89]

SORRY TO EVERYONE FOR THIS I WANTED TO ADD ALOT OF SHIT TO THIS WEEK< BUT I GOT SLAMMED AT WORK, THUS ASS EDITION.

[ShadowBoxing89]

LOL, 7, i don't write the battle previews........HHP DOes, soy our punch was incorrect last week, lol

[¶-7-¶]

haha im still the shit bitch!!!

[ShadowBoxing89]

I would never predict a lose for myself, I'm to cocky......

[Real.]

LMAO, this shit was funny. . . This ngga always sayin some homo shit in the intro lol. . . But this shit was DOPE F'Real. . . Bout the battle of the week. . . You bitch you robbed me and Big Dog lol, ya'll had the most suprising battle lol. . . But nah that was a dope battle good shit. . . And fuck you for doubting me against big dog

[Eddie..]

some comments on my verse would have been nice. i need tto know whether or not i should stay lol.

still a good mag tho