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NEWS: Man Loses his private in park bench...
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
I got 99 problems....you ain't one.
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I seen the Russian athletes...there is no way they could have turned that guy down for sex.
With these lessons that i am learning i put my pride to the side.
what's with people and having sex with inatimate objects these days? pussy really aint that hard to find
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That guys a fucking fool.
;aslkgj;lksajg;lksajg;lksj this motherfucker has hookers bookmarked and shit asjd;kgasd;glkjsadOriginally Posted by ProTools
There is no love in your violence___________
hahahahaha
lmaoooooo i dunno whats funnier dat nigga wit da hookers website or this nigga feenin for sum pussy enuff to stick his dick in a toaster
[b]i aint tryin stress my self
but sometimes i gotta american express myself
when i pass they ask me why im flashin
well, sometimes i gotta bless myself
haha, i see ya shinin, shinin like a mirror ball
why when we're at brawls, we never hear of yall
u local retard, im da king of da world
so da king of yo, city by default
niggas pullin out cash in wads,
my pants kinda tight only fit a credit card
but, please dont get to spazzin on em
really tho, got a diffrent type of plastic on em
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thats wat his goofey ass get.lol
Gnanitty?
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hahahahahaha, you just keep diggin
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objectophilia
objectophiles....dey are the ones attratced 2 things, objects..ect.
I got 99 problems....you ain't one.
^ Niggas have a scientific explanation for everything..It is what it is.Disturbed.
Addn Till They Subtract Me I'll Never Be An Equal
hatinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn^
id like to objectophile your lady parts.
There is no love in your violence___________
^ Uhhhhh NO
Addn Till They Subtract Me I'll Never Be An Equal
I wasnt asking
There is no love in your violence___________
i know.just no to any of your perv comments.
Addn Till They Subtract Me I'll Never Be An Equal
thats what they all say at first
There is no love in your violence___________
LOL,Riiiiiiight.
Addn Till They Subtract Me I'll Never Be An Equal
no really. they are usually unconscious for the rest.
you just waitt
There is no love in your violence___________
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