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  1. 08-10-2008 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tego
    Bernie Mac- King Of Comedy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGATCtDLDBY
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC4ul_FYnlQ

    LOL,Classic.
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    Chris Tucker on Def Jam Comedy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJpjHPZXvU
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    Rudy Rush on Def Comedy Jam

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    I got a kick out of watching this small clip of Steve Byrne.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUWUtxst5aU

    “Most my heroes don’t even compete with me.
    I’m on my own kinda sucker-free frequency.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluntsyogod
    upload some bill maher ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tego
    Who's still got that Charlie Murphy one with the ball collapse?
    Yo Teg's I'm lookin out for that too...that shit was hilarious. had it on my i-pod before it was no more...now I need it again.

    You know what else was funny...when Charlie was talkin about the tsunami, and how all the animals knew it was comin before the humans did. LOL...he said he was never gonna let his dog leave the room alone again.
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  7. 10-15-2008 #27
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    Charlie Murphy
    January 8th 2006
    Roxy Theater
    Atlanta, GA

    01. Introduction
    02. What's Up ATL
    03. Airport Security
    04. Don't Fuck With The Police / Jail
    05. Michael Jackson
    06. The World Is Wild Right Now
    07. Tsunami
    08. I Had A Gay Dog Once (Sarge)
    09. Gardoo / Bodacious
    10. Charlie Murphy!
    11. Bonin'
    12. Trickle-Down Pussy
    13. Dave Chappell Is Back!
    14. The Rick James Sketch Origin
    15. First Blowjob
    16. Ball Collapse / Ball Refill

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    ^ I just found that same link and downloaded the rar right now. Good lookin out tho.
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    Woop! God damn!

    Ball collapse!
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Flexamill
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    England are winning the World Cup in 2010.
    NOW DROP!
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    lol....classic shit right there. I'mma blaze and listen to this ish tonight.
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  11. 10-15-2008 #31
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    Haha...." and that... was a retarded hippopotamus"
    With these lessons that i am learning i put my pride to the side.
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    Patrice O'Neal- The Nasty Show

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzWF5uVA_68

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNL-i...eature=related
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    yo can any1 find that old damon wayans "the last stand" cuz that shit was funny as hell, sitll is..
    Sudbury Wolves (HTC ft. Ronin)
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    Unknown remix ALPHA
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    One Love (Produced by MRMR ft. Kemikal)
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/65633703b93967ed/

    Revealing The Beast (aka "FUCK YOU MUSIC ft. Dunn,King)
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    any one got that Aries Spears: I aint Scared?

    Shit is maaad funny, and I lost that shit.
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    Good thread, ill get on the hunt and download sometime soon.

    I cant believe Karl Pikington is real...he must be spoonfed lines...

    Gervais: We were talking and Callum Best came up in the conversation. What he's ever really done, he's only famous because of his Dad.

    Karl: Abit like Jesus
    "Bored of the stereotypes on my stereo, typically"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Begin
    Good thread, ill get on the hunt and download sometime soon.

    I cant believe Karl Pikington is real...he must be spoonfed lines...

    Gervais: We were talking and Callum Best came up in the conversation. What he's ever really done, he's only famous because of his Dad.

    Karl: Abit like Jesus
    Hahahaha. He's one of you Sam! He says Piccadilly is better than London.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
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    NOW DROP!
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    http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...C63qhFrDtR9Hj9
    i win!
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    McCain's was probably as good. Any time Hillary gets dissed I laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tego
    McCain's was probably as good. Any time Hillary gets dissed I laugh.
    McCain's I think was funnier
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