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  1. 07-24-2008 #1
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    Default Stand Up Comedy Thread [Audio/ Video]

    I want some Stand-Up MP3s. Music sucks now, I think we all agree. Comedy is consistent. Let's move on. Get with the stand-up.

    I've been listening to the Ricky Gervais podcast a lot lately. It's not stand up comedy but I found a zShare link pretty quickly so I thought fuck your mothers I'm starting the thread with this.

    Ricky Gervais- The Best Of The Ricky Gervais Podcast
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/139156331cd2b530/

    Bitches and snitches. Post some. Who's still got that Charlie Murphy one with the ball collapse?
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    George Carlin- FM & AM
    http://rapidshare.com/files/16074958/g07.rar

    Bill Hicks- Rant in E Minor
    http://www.megaupload.com/i/?r=http:...om/?d=S3MNHSTI

    Richard Pryor- Craps
    http://www.zshare.net/download/859697257836/
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Flexamill
    Leave a headband in pain jack
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    England are winning the World Cup in 2010.
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    I can't stand Ricky Gervais
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    I was like that. Then I heard his podcast. Shit had me creasing. It's more Karl Pilkington than Ricky Gervais but the shit is hilarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
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    Mite give it a listen over the next few days
    Quote Originally Posted by Nemanja Vidic On Manchester
    Its main attraction is considered to be the timetable at the railway station, where trains leave for other, less rainy cities.
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    I think you will find it funny. His stand-up sucks and his whole thing is a little played out. He knows what's funny though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
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    exactly what is a podcast
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    It's 2003 and that's a real question.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
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    he gon be taslkin bout dat indian comedian nex likr hes richard fryer or sum shit
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    Russell Peters stand up was pretty fuckin' funny.
    I don't get tired of watching it.

    Just in case you haven't seen it..
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=24Ryj1ywoqw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Pain
    he gon be taslkin bout dat indian comedian nex likr hes richard fryer or sum shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
    It always feels good to beat Spurs. It even feels good when we don’t play them and they get beaten, so it’s especially good when we’ve played them.
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    that russel mother fucker is hilarious


    "and I was eating pop rocks so they thought I was cussin at them"

    Lolllllllllllllllll! Oh god, I started crying from laughter.
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    Been to 2 of his shows....he sold out the Air Canada Center for 3 straight nights and did 2 straight hours on stage....dude was off the hook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tego
    George Carlin- FM & AM
    http://rapidshare.com/files/16074958/g07.rar

    Bill Hicks- Rant in E Minor
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    Richard Pryor- Craps
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    I was about to upload that.
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    upload some bill maher ^^^

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    You're the man Blunt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
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    Bernie Mac- King Of Comedy

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC4ul_FYnlQ
    Quote Originally Posted by Robin van Persie
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    Quote Originally Posted by abhor
    Russell Peters stand up was pretty fuckin' funny.
    I don't get tired of watching it.

    Just in case you haven't seen it..
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=24Ryj1ywoqw
    damn this was great. good looks on this.
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