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  1. 06-04-2007 #1
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    I f*cks with Ruger Rell but this sh*t was too funny to pass up on.



    Hell Rell’s face is the last active Volcano in the U.S.

    Hell Rell’s face was the original DJ needle used to scratch records.

    Hell Rell sparked the Boston Tea Party cause a pilgrim bouncer said his name wasnt on the list.

    Hell Rell’s face is the real reason behind the the leather basketball coming back.

    Hell Rell chews dice in his off-time.

    Hell Rell crys rocks.

    Hell Rell was the first crack dealer….to cook crack with his own face.

    Hell Rell was behind the Watergate Scandal.

    Mayor Bloomberg passed a law to make Rell’s facial secretions into a new bridge.

    -The last person that tried Hell Rell is being served as a breakfast special at Denny’s right now

    -Oil isnt pumped from underground, it is really Hell Rells bath water

    -The cure for aids was found almost 30 years ago, but Hell Rell didnt let them release it because he rather “watch homos die slow”

    -The top five greatest rappers alive are: 1.Hell Rell 2. Hell Rell 3. Hell Rell 4. Hell Rell 5. Hell Rell

    -Grand Theft Auto is really a biography of Hell Rell. It was originally called “Ruger Stories”

    -The U.S. didnt really drop a atomic bomb….they parachuted Hell Rell into Hiroshima and unleashed him.

    -Hell Rell watches prison executions for entertainment.

    -The U.S. doesnt want to build the wall to stop illegal aliens, Mexico wants to build the wall to keep Hell Rell out

    -Hell Rells brother plays the caveman in the Geico commercials

    -Hell Rell and his reflection got BEEF

    -The U.S. doesnt want to build the wall to stop illegal aliens, Mexico wants to build the wall to keep Hell Rell out

    -Hell Rell’s album won’t have his face on the front cover…thank god

    -Hell Rell ends mirror’s lives like Brandy’s driving

    -Hell Rell tried to duplicate his face on Saint’s Row…the game crashed

    -Hell Rell lets his son use his face as a punching bag

    -Hell Rell was involved in a car accident….the car lost

    -Hell Rell was cloned in 1993…the result, Craig Mack

    -The prision gaurds at Guantanamo Bay use pictures of Hell Rell to have the detainees talk. They say it works better then hypnotism

    -Hell Rell was originally cast as Jeffrey on Fresh Prince, but after he pimp slapped Uncle Phil for eating the last Oreo, his contract was terminated.

    -Hell Rell had to have his ruger surgically removed from his hand after birth.

    -Hell Rell shaves with broken beer bottles.

    -Hell Rell has been credited as co-inventor of the wheel.

    -Hell Rell was smoking a blunt with God and Satan, they was all chilling, Rell thought Satan would beat God in a fight, God wasn’t on some ***** **** so beat the **** outta Satan, after this they were never friends and created heaven and hell, with Hell Rell the middle man (earth).

    -It was Hell Rell who parted the Red Sea, not Moses.

    -Hell Rell is environmentally friendly, he drinks petrol (to quich his first) and then pisses it into to his car for fuel, he then inhales the fumes, his lungs automatically turn it into fresh oxygen.

    -Hell Rell has a cousin that raps in Memphis that goes by the moniker of Crunchy Black

    Hell Rell tried to make himself in to a vampire one time so he would not have to look in to a mirror

    When hell rell turns his back to the sky we call this phenomenon “The Night “

    God had to send Jesus to die for our sins cause Hell Rell Can not be killed

    Beyonce tried to leave ‘Jay-z for Hell Rell, But hell rell told her his true love was … The Color Black

    A man was revived by Hell Rells pee we call this drink red bull ….

    Hell rell once f*ck a groupie on a tractor… he left the codom on the tractor and this became optimus-Prime

    The wrinkles in Hell Rell’s face when place under a microscope mimick the Grand Canyon
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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    real funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by millionaire
    I f*cks with Ruger Rell but this sh*t was too funny to pass up on.



    Hell Rell’s face is the last active Volcano in the U.S.

    Hell Rell was the first crack dealer….to cook crack with his own face.

    -Oil isnt pumped from underground, it is really Hell Rells bath water

    -Hell Rell tried to duplicate his face on Saint’s Row…the game crashed

    -Hell Rell was involved in a car accident….the car lost

    -Hell Rell was cloned in 1993…the result, Craig Mack

    They made me smirk most..
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    this is like the chuck norris thread....but unfunny
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    the only crack i got wz the craig mack shit lmao shit made me think of flexamill's joke sometime ago abt him lookin like a burnt matchstick lmfao lemme c if i can google the pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXME UNITXx
    this is like the chuck norris thread....but unfunny
    Damn, you beat me to it. That Chuck Norris shit wasn't even funny to me.
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    Hell rell has a face?
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    i aint never really checked hell rell out cuz of my dipset bias.

    can some1 shoot me a link for what u think his dopest material out is? got repz 4 that
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    LMAO poor hell rell
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayzindade
    i aint never really checked hell rell out cuz of my dipset bias.

    can some1 shoot me a link for what u think his dopest material out is? got repz 4 that
    hell rell ft. jr writer - pop off
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/06gu8c

    probli not his best song, but he kills it.. i dont reeli like jr anymore but he kills it as well.

    hell rell is the best in dipset, unless u count stack bundles as dipset..
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    Quote Originally Posted by xXME UNITXx
    this is like the chuck norris thread....but unfunny
    shit is pretty funny to me
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    lol niggaz is stupid
    fuCC you
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    shit was fucking hirlarious but i fucks wit rell
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    Funny shit LMAO ahahahah the Chuck Norris website is way way funnier than this tho.
    Hell rell is wack that shit song he has on Fight night round 3 ok beat but wack lyrics... What do u expect he is in dipset
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