Knockout Kings Vs. D.efinite O.bjective *5-3 W for KOK*

[`rino]

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KNOCKOUT KINGS LINE-UP

PunchlinePrince -- 12 lines.
`rino/penrino -- 24 lines.
narc-uzi - 12 lines.

DEFINITE. OBJECTIVE. LINE-UP

bigdog -- 8 lines..
Jthamind -- 24 lines..
IN@_SENSE -- 16 lines..


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[`rino]

Ladies & Gentleman!

Today we have a special treat for you... Read on and find out what drama is to unfold in The Kings next adventure...

`rino, narc & Prince were out one day for a leisurely stroll, admiring the view of Chicago, visiting the Sears Tower to meet some of Chicago's 'finest' girls this city has to offer on the reccomendation of Heavily Weeded. The Kings trusted the Weed's word, naturally who wouldn't? But to the Kings amazement when they met up with these 'fine' girls.. They appeared to be 4 what seemed to be women with facial-hair trouble and dirty brown coats.. This to the Kings (who are used to REAL fine women) felt threatened by what was 4 men in drag -- BAD drag at that, they had forgotten to shave.. It was disgusting.. Then one of them, Jamie (lee curtis?) starts spitting lyrics.. The Kings bemused by this horrific attempt to rap slapped Jamie, then the other 3 stepped up and this happened next...

BANG!

I wouldn't expect a King to be scared.

Dro knows what it is.. WHAT THE FUCK D.O. EVEN DOIN' HERE?!


Set this shit off Prince!! SHOW 'EM HOW KOK GET DOWN!

I Ain't Been Able To Get To A Comp Until Today But There It Is...........

Fuck 'In@Sense', I'm 'Guilty Of The Charge', I Killed Ya Regime/
I'ma 'Do Ya Crew Intials Twice' And 'Shit' On Ya Team/(DODO)

Dude Beat Me In The Semis, You Think I'ma Let That Slide Nigga?/
'Heavily Weeded'?, We All Know He Just A 'Fat High Nigga'!/(HAHA!)

You Voted Me #1, Cause You Know That I'm A Beast Rapper/
'Best There Ever Was?', Naw, Because Like That 'Yard Tool', 'Weed's Wacker'/(Get It?)

Switch it up, Prince!

'J' Went Hard At My Boy Pen, But 'Tha Mind' Wouldn't Diss The Prince/
Because When I'm About Throw A 'Punch', He Just 'Wince And Flinch'/(Damn!)

Shit, If I Was 25, I Wouldn't Be Text Battlin, What Kinda Life You Livin B?/
I Did My Research, Looked Up Ya Rap History, Take Ya Azz Back To Wack Illesty/(Exposed)

'BigDog's' More Like A 'Lil Terrier', I'll Bury Ya, He's Just A Beast For Pretend/
Because Him And D.O.'s Verses Like 'Saturday And Sunday', 'Weak On The Ends'/(Wooo!)

Yo, let me have 'em off you, Prince!

Eh c'mon, BD.. What ya even doin' here? You're useless! Weeded smokes the Dro in a J... Where do you even fit in? smh

Weeded! What ya thinkin'.. Letting animals into ya clique.. Bruh, no finesse
I say animals.. I ain't jus' talkin' bout bd, 'cos J.. I'm gonna show him next!
U ain't on my level, candy, 2 make sure u die I'll burn every kennel in Cleveland
This dog wouldn't have a sharp or witty remark if he sent all his teeth in
Hmm... I see DO.. Not DOG.. Guess they forgot YOU when picking the dudes!
Guess it wouldn't be an insult.. But truth.. 'cos you the BITCH of the crew!
[Oh damn! That wordplay's sick! Haha! Fuckin' pup!]

fall back J...

Yeah.. I think ya better listen to ya owner, bitch!

J's meticulous.. Not 4 long.. If I put my bars in his throat den he'd taste defeat!
The tourney's not slowin'.. It's J's symptom's of havin' to face K.O.K. this week!
Giotto or J.. It really dun matter ya still won't be able to paint a blazin' verse!
And as for Heavily Weeded.. J.. You seem to be the first to be praisin' herbs!
Sure... Ya got some nice "punches".. No doubt.. But ya over played with them!
DAMN! The votes'll swing to KOK 'n he'll scream D.O.'h like Homer J. Simpson!
[Giotto is an Artist/Architect 'n J's alias on HHA]

Hall of Fame on UF.. Average middleweight over here.. What does that say for the history of DO? Haha!

Then we got IN@.. The runt of the litter.. But Weeded claimed he a prodigy?
Yo.. But, IN@ ya wouldn't have a gift even at Xmas if J was ya stocker, B!
Yeah, sure.. I picked you in my battle wit' Scar.. It's 'cos I felt sorry for you!
You're nothing! Just flip to the last line.. U'll see Weeded's worried for you!

And also, how you put the links inside the verse like that?

Why'd ya wanna know that? Seriously it won't help you flip winnin' flows!
Even with ya In-@-Sense.. You still don't know how to script simple codes!
[Jthamind's 'tar = Santa... Another DO served here... Where's the graveyard?!]

Oh damn, I feel like it's the final level of a 90's platform game. Y'know.. The final levels on those kinda games were TOO EASY! Step aside, Weeded!

You're fake!! Weed growin' in Chicago~MADNESS! Only in a HyDROponics tank!
U jus' a BARmaid! You want my D.rinks O.rder? Oh... I'll have a Gin & Tonic, thx!
Ppl been debatin'.. Best clique on HHG? KOK OF COURSE! This conflict proves it!
I've never thrown up on Weed, so I dunno where ppl got the concept - 'U sick'

Down for whatever.

allllllready....im down

Too right ya takin' beatdowns 'cos really beatin' KOK is a definite objection
It's obvious to see you know ya team ain't ready! Ya promise them protection!
[Read the bottom of the link.. Damn.. That's my 4th murder..]


Eh yo, narc finish these tutu fairies!

Bigdog Lost his In@sense Wen He Got Violated By J Cuz He Gives Brain like a Pro
Ur Leaders a Ho They call Him Heavily Weeded Cuz He Always Be Fuckin With Dro

Ya Mad Cuz Uzi got u Waiting im 'Lovin It' Ya Hatin Well im Glad To be 'Part Of It'
Ya 'Started It' dis Is a 'Handicap Battle' But its Not Cuz D.O Full of 'Retarted Kids'

J Is Still a 'Rookie' Dro is ok he just 'aight' Bigdog is 'All Bark' Heavily is all 'Bite'
Ya Must be 'Losin ya Vission Tonight' cuz Ya Like The 'Blind' Cuz Ya be 'LOSEin Site

I Give 'Props When their Due' So do me a 'Favor' and dont say im hatin on a 'Playa'
But Heavily I Know Inside It Must Hurt Knowin that you Could Neva Beat The 'Mayor'

Put this battle to it's death, Narc!

"HAHA Vegas Mustve Been High ass Fuck To Combine his crew with Yours"

In This Fourm 'K.O.K' Will always Have The Edge So Vegas n Scar 'Good luck Man'
But ya Some Dumb Fucks Man....like Heavily trying to make an 'HHG Wu-Tang Clan'
I Just Dont 'Understand' what Ya Trying to do 'Fam' Uzi hope Its Not 'Permenant'
Now Ya Got more 'Dickriders J' But its Ok' Cuz Im to busy winning 'ur Tournament'

DEAD!

So there you have it ladies and gentleman... The 4 Drags from DO have been lyrically raped, rhythmically raped, punchline raped, personally raped and strippen of their dignity...

Fuck off back to where ya come from, stick to selling soap y'all faggot assed nipple teasers.

How y'all tryna be gangsta thugs when y'all white breasted bitches?! Fuck outta' here! Y'all ain't got SHIT ALL on KOK! We run this rap shit! HOODZ came first.. But we hold the fuckin' torch! RESPECT US or get KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

Tune in next time for more of 'The Kings Adventues'!

That's how the Kings get down! We don't go half ass on this shit!


K.O.K. ALL FUCKIN' DAY!

[Jthamind]

INTRO

LMMFAO @ YA'LL POSTIN ANOTHER 40 LINES OF COMMENTARY YA LUCKY I DONT DROP AN EXTRA 40 BARRS JUST TO MATCH YOUR COMMENTARY
BUT WE DONT NEED COMMENTARY BRING OUT THE GILLOTINE...

JTHA

KNOCK OUT KINGS PSSSH.... HONESTLY I FUCKIN PITTY YA RHYMES
MATTER FACT AINT I ALREADY K/O'D 1 OF YA KINGS 3 FUCKIN TIMES

CRABS LIKE YA'LL GET EXPOSED CAUSE THEY GOT NO SHELLS ON
AN PEN BIN PUNCHED SO MUCH HIS BRAIN A MOVIE THEATRE... GOT NO CELLS ON

SCREAM HALLELUJAH RINO I ALREADY KILLED HYMN,,WARS HELL N IM RAISIN IT
SON YA SKILLS A DESERTED CHURCH.......WE CAN ALL TELL NO ONE PRAISIN IT

NARC? FUCK I'LL SMASH HIS FACE IN WIT STRENGTH FA HATIN THE RANKS
NOW HE'LL BE "OVER WIDTH" LIKE WE CALCULATIN THE LENGHT OF THESE PLANKS

PEN PIPE DOWN YOU SHOULD BE QUITTIN THIS REALLY SHITS GETTIN RIDICULOUS
WHAT THE GROUND EVER DO TO YOU?..............WHY THE FUCK YA KEEP HITTIN HIT?

SURE I ADMIT I'M HOMOPHOBIC....SO I DONT SAY THIS SHIT GLADLY
DREAMIN BOUT BEIN IN D.O PRINCE "WAX OFF" LIKE HE WORKIN FA MISTER MIAGI

ODDLY FLAWLESS THE ONE TRYNA IMPRESS D.O, STOP IT WONT HAPPEN JUS DROP IT
EVEN IF WE DROPPED A WRITTEN PIECE BOUT HIM.... HE'D NEVER BE OUR "TOP - PICK"

LMAO @ NARC TRYNA COME BACK THINKIN HE THE BEST WITH EVERY FUCKIN DROP
D.O'LL SHOW THIS SQUARE HOW TA MAKE THE CUT............
.............SHIT TOO LATE IVE ALREADY MURKED HIM WIT THIS CHOPPIN BLOCK


Big Dogg

Guarentee narcs punches miss, cause after I KO’d him it’ll take some time before the fog clears/
My punches ‘cause tremors’, obviously ‘had’em shook’, got him to change his avy for the first time in 2 years!/

Got asked to interview Turk from Hot Boy$, then I thought wait….damn….shoot/
I could just ask Penrino what it feels like to be the worst in his damn group?!/

This Pretty Boy Prince ain’t made for this rap shit, he the only dude coming to a battle rockin tight jeans and Sketchers/
Plus he lost his touch cause he can’t ‘jump over’ others ‘in battle’, shit, he wouldn’t even be ‘King worthy’ in ‘Checkers’!/

All these fronts like being ‘flawless’ and ‘the perfectionist’ ain’t true, I’m 3-0 against you, ya obviously lying/
Cause only way ya’ll are running this ‘(w)rap shit’ is when these fags are playin ‘Tag from behind!’/

IN@SENSE


I speak on behalf of the best, you'll find we weren't jokin' about our rep'./
Any Squad'll agree, only 'Kings' worth a shit on-line are on partypoker.net. /

Your whole platform's a mess, so I'm bulldozin' the set... burn posters next. /
And shucks 'Prince, you can't be missed if noone fuckin' noticed you left. /

The Squad practice circumcision, we clippin' KOK off early to get a-head.
Got no words for 'rino tho', expected a no-show... shit I was sure he was dead. /

Saw a few of y'all drops... not too hot, for the most part you all whack.
Narc's got a fondness for Cam', damn at least jock a better fuckin' artist than that.

It won't be a shock when y'all catch, your hardest fuckin' loss from this match. I mean FLAW' just can't rap, and what the fuck you call a P.P. with no balls attached?

Newsflash, this outcome is Definitive, for all you cats wit' no patience...
... KOK stay in the palm of my hand, achin'; call it chronic masturbation.
I been had caskets waitin'... hands was itchin' to hammer these nails in. /
This drop should end it, 'fore I need not precision to administer castration. /

Even if my other gunners don't leave you stunned wit' their shit... /
... Critics'll vote D.O., sayin' 'Sense still sonn'd 'em wit' his. /

BET YA THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED LOL NOT EVEN CLOSE

JTHA

RINO PLEASE! A UK RAPPER PSSH YA AINT GOT SHIT ON AMERICANS MAN
I'LL THROW YA IN A LYRICALLY LEG LOCK SO FAST YOU'LL BE SCREAMIN FA "UNCLE" SAM


PUNK THIS MAN THEY CALL NARC, ALL BARK BUT YA'D BE BETTER TA BITE IF YA WANNA WIN
WAS GONNA DIG UP DIRT ON THIS DUDE, BUT SHIT MY FIRST VERSE ALREADY BURIED HIM


RINO YA TOO DUMB TA STRIKE , OVER A YEAR YA NEVER STUNNED THE SITE
SO I'M KICKIN BRITS OUT, LIKE GHANDI ON A HUNGER STRIKE


PRINCE THINKIN HE GOT SWAG LOL LIL FUCKER, WATCH THIS KID GET CLOWNED TOO
AN I'D CALL HIM A SUCKER,,,,,BUT REALLY DOGG NO BITCH'D PUT HER LIPS AROUND YOU


OH SHIT THAT WAS MONSTROUS



R.I.P

[DJ Vegas]

I can't sit here are rip these bars apart line by line but I'll just got person by person.........

KnockOut Kings
Narc - 9.5/10 (Nice personals)
Penrino - 9/10 (I'm feeling that verse cuz. Use less graphics though)
Prince - 9/10 (Do I have to tell you your strong suit? lol)

Overall: 27.5/30 This was a crazy team verse. Very well organized and designed. Rino really stepped his game up for this. Narc's verse was the assult rifle though. It was crazy! But was all the Vegas punches necessary? I mean damn man lol.

Definite Objective
Bigdog - 9/10 (Wordplay was crazy but you've dropped harder)
Jthamind - 9/10 (Crazy punches fam)
InaSense - 9/10 (The personals were on point!)

Overall: 27/30 Personally, that verse was sick and I don't see much from Ina but he laid it down right there. I just think that KOK's verse BARELY edged you guys. Jtha's punches were crazy and Bigdog's wordplay is always killers.

FINAL VOTE: Knockout Kings

There's a fair unbiased vote. Clash of the titans 4real. I say this goes into forever ill. Much respect. Holla

[SPScarface215]

Rino
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Flow:8
Multis:7
Wordplay:9
Punches:7
Personals:8

Narc
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Flow:8
Multis:6
Wordplay:4
Punches:9
Personals:9

Prince
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Flow:7
Multis:6
Wordplay:8
Punches:8
Personals:9

KOK
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Flow:23
Multis:19
Wordplay:21
Punches:24
Personals:26

BigDog
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Flow:6
Multis:5
Wordplay:7
Punches:8
Personals:9

In@ Sense
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Flow:9
Multis:9
Wordplay:9
Punches:9
Personals:10

Jthamind
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Flow:8
Multis:8
Wordplay:10
Punches:9
Personals:3

D.O.
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Flow:23
Multis:22
Wordplay:26
Punches:26
Personals:22

Rubric
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Flow: Even
Multis: D.O.
Wordplay: D.O.
Punches: D.O.
Personals: KOK

Pen came wit it real nice, Narc and Prince let me down just a tiny bit... thought they couldve and souldve came harder. In@ god damn man your verse was sickenin. I loved In@'s verse, it had EVERYTHING and battle verse should have and it was all done well. J's verse was consistant but lacked personals big time, only saw a few in there and you dropped the most bars on the squad, shouldve dropped more. Nobody in the battle really came off bad though, good shit to all of you...

Vote: D.O.

[$poke!]

shit was very nice!

a hell of alot to break down!

K.O.K ....all emceez came wit some fire and flowed well...rino..was actually pretty good..better than other drops I've seen I guess everyone has there ups and downs...this was and upside for rino...shit was nice...P.P seems he does his thang the same all the time..nice shit and was very good wit the set ups...was feeling it....no homo...but finally seeing PP dropping shit..keep it up nikka..Really fucked wit narcs verse...he had the names going very well and was striking hard...tho i haven't seen many of his verses this was definetely a good one...



D.O

Was equally hot....J came with some nice bars and wordplay that was really strong in my opinion..but he usually does...so its expected!...flow was good I could catch it easily...BD...man I don't know where ya' mind was but it was in a good spot..definetely a hard hitting verse! wordplay was real nice and I didn't have to double take to catch it...IN@ ....shit was also fire...don't see much of you but when I do peep its usually decent or hot..and this verse is no exception..punches were nice and worplay was very good..same as the others!


Damn this shit is really hard to decide...because both squads spit equal flames...would just come down to whos flame would burn out first!!

All emcees in the battle came with hot shit in this particular battle..and held there ground so I think im going to have to call this a tie!

because I feel I'd be cheating k.o.k if I voted against them..and I feel I'd be cheating D.O if I voted against them..because both squads did tha damn thang...

Im Voting TIE!


Definetely a Nice Ass Battle!!
Good Shit Ya'll....

[HHP]

yo classic battle yall! umm this is very very close and im not going to break it down because i dont feel like typing it all up by i broke it down on notebook paper as i went thru it...ima do it like this

Flow:tied
punches: tied
Personals:KOK- this is where the two crews differed on my sheets...I feel that all of you came personal...way above average...however i think jthamind didnt come as personal as the previous drops ive read from him...and as personal as the rest of the members in this crew battle.
creativity: tied
team chemistry: sadly this is even tied....

and honestly on my sheets DO only lost by .5 lol thats just the way that i tallied em up . I hate to vote against someone in this one and really my vote was almost a tie which i hate tie votes...but good shit everyone and just cuz they beat them by a small margin in the personal category my final vote

final vote : KOK

[Octane]

PP vs INA: Overall these two were about even but I think INA came a tab bit harder with them Personals:

Pen vs JTHA; JTHA took this one!This was the most critical part of the battle being as though both battlers had to drop 24 lines a piece and JTHA outshined PEN(no disrespect but if NARC would have droped them it would have been a diffrent matchup)

BD vs NARC;Once again close but Narc was the strong point for KOK he held it down BD didnt lack but NARC came with it.

As I match them up like that DO gets the final vote! They came with it!Not saying KOK didnt but DO did their damn thing in this battle

[kidhustle]

Great battle on both sides, but ima have to go with KOK, breakdown :
Flow : KOK(D.O. had a nice flow but KOK's verse flowed better)
Personals : KOK
PuNCHES : D.O
Wordplay : D.O
opener : KOK easy
closer : KOK

this battle's pretty close unlike da breakdown states it isnt.
Final vote : KOK.....
Excellent Read from both sides...
Here's the point distribution i'd make
Rino : 47/50
Punchline prince : 24/25
Narc-Uzi : 24.5/25
KOK = 94.5/100
In@sense : 24/25
BigDog : 24/25
Jthamind : 46/50
D.O : 94/100
and its ^ that close
but KOK actually dropped a fucking BoMB and D.O stepped down a lil

[Frak]

Nice battle to all, I aint gonna explain so much, cuz every1 pretty much said everything...so chek it

KOK
I thought they had the betta read...Narc's opener was madd funny in my eyes. That HW always fuckin wit DRO was madd funny.

DO
had good punches, but was up wit IN@ his 1st 3 lines kinda had a self hype look 2 em..(nah??)

Overall: KOK
I think KOK came @ this redy 2 battle, DO did there thing but kinda lack'd wit sum lines...sorry for the small explanation, but alot of heads alredy said things...aight but i agree wit Prince...put it in the history files

[`rino]

5-3... That's a lockdown.. Great battle, D.O. great, great battle. Forever Ill no doubt.

Thanks to all who voted!

Wrap it!