SPScarface215 vs. DJ Vegas [Tourney Quarter Final] *3-2 W for SPScarface215*

[SPScarface215]

SPScarface215 drops first
DJ Vegas has 3 days to drop after that
16 lines, no more, no less, otherwise its DQ
No biting, feeding, etc.
*NO OUTSIDE VOTERS*

[SPScarface215]

Why wait.... have a Snickers

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WARNING!
The events in the brutal punchlines you are about to
witness are all true events. Everything you will read
has been posted on DJ Vegas' MySpace. Some of the
material here may be offensive, profane, brutal, and
very very personal. Viewer discretion IS advised....
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This is gonna be fun... let the MySpace wars begin!!!

You steppin in the ring wit an adult kid, I`m a veteran aight/
You actin like a child, competin in rubberband fights/ Haha

"HEY BRAN!!! Just wanted to say HI!! The new job is cool..
I know you miss me. No more rubberband fights for you!"

You better come tight, and theres somethin you needa come and see/
Crystale ya baby right? Well why ya wifey comment me?/ Uh oh....

"Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!"

Now stay calm or leave, pay attention and follow me/
Cause i`ma flip the script and get Crystale to swallow me/ Ouch
I see ya treat ya girl like ya battles, naw not talkin bout lunchtime/
Talking bout how you hit her like you hit me, wit corny ass punchlines/ LoL

"Hey Princess! What`s up wit all the stars though??? I guess
you are a star cuz you got the universe as your boyfriend"

Check it, SPScar never broke, I always hold figures it's a must/
Dont get big headed now, cause any bigger and it'll bust/ Lmao

"wassup big head Brandon...lmao"

"hey big head.....showing your page some love.....soooooo
whats going on for that birthday of yours?"

Aww shit Vegas son, ya head's as big as a blimp G/
The opposite of ya other head, they nicknamed you shrimpy/ Haha

"Lol. Shrimpy you know its all love. I'm a "bytch" in a
good way. Hope everything is going good."

And it must be true, I aint tryna blast at you dude/
But you went streakin and some asian guys were laughin at you?/ ASIAN guys!

"lol. how you goin' lie on my page like that? I could have
been triflin and told them about that time you went streaking
in the snow and those asian guys were laughing at you but
noooo. i decided to be a good friend and stick with something
we could bothe laugh about. lol. I'm laughing now. * smiling sneakily*

See, he was in Philly, but he aint see me or talk cocky/
He was too busy at the art museum, re-enacting scenes from Rocky/ Over!

"The day after my junior prom, we were in Philadelphia, and we
went to the Art Museum and ran up those steps from the movie
"Rocky", lol."

Lol. Time for me to be put on blast a bit now... All love Veg, do ya thing...

[DJ Vegas]

LOL You got jokes but you ain't got bars that matter lol Vegas.....let's go

Now see, this the shyt that gets me, you run HHG?/
You the site's MVP yet your signature states you're working for me
(VE niggas)

I have everything for my costume except heels and those arm stockin sleeve thingys...
Damn im gonna look good lol...

I don't believe i had a queer next to me, should seen it like telepathy/
A G you have yet to be, the only scar you got is the one from ur pregnancy

United Parcel Service
Pre-Loader
Box Line 1
September 12th, 2006

My little brother Douglas

I'm do your lil brother like Frederick, have Douglass shipped across 100 seas/
Have em workin in my factories, and to make it worse I'll ship his ass through your company!

Check out my whip. I just need my license now.
Status: Single

"No licnese and single", "Lone Ranger" better get his ass on his saddle/
You got no experience "riding" shyt; car, girl, or beat so u can't "cruise" through this battle

You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed. You love the pure ectasy of letting someone else have complete control over you

A thug who enjoys handcuffs; damn, the definition of hypocrisy/
Since you like being chained up this verse'll wrap ur career in mediocrity

Well A-Rocs in..... I got 2 tracks wit him up now. Yo I met up wit em and recorded in the same room wit him. He's cool as shit we got a track wit J Riz too that aint fully recorded yet..... He lives like 12 blocks from my crib so I said fuck it and met him. So we're deffinately in if you wanna announce that now.

Here's the truth; I don't wanna know what the hell ya'll did in that booth/
But you owe me for allowing your companion/life partner into the group

Black Mask Mafia haha

Your "dream of being accepted" was gone at my "12"th bar but this ain't a "fable"/
You wearing masks now SP? Congrats on gettin signed to R. Kelly's record label

You may be my brother, but you're Able and I'm Cain/
No matter you fame, your sig is correct, you'll awlays be just under my name



***This was toooooooo fun my dude. Been a while since we did this man. Now it's up to the judges........***

[DJ Blaze NYC]

opener - SP
personals - TIE
creativity - TIE
flow - N/A
punches - DJ
closer - DJ

MAN OH MAN DIS BATTLE WAS OD. DATS HOW U BATTLE PEOPLE. THE REASON Y I SAY FLOW IS N/A IS BCUZ THE MIDWAY COMMENTS SIDETRACKED ME. BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GIVE IT TO DJ Vegas. HE JUST HAD THAT LITTLE BIT MORE WATER IN HIS CUP THAN SP.

[Ethereal]

Alright enough with the freeposts...and DJ Blaze ya vote dont count.

Y'all should try being a bit more patient man...it was the weekend, and I dont know about the other judges...but round my way, that means I getz busy!

Right, with that out the way, here's how I saw the battle:

Punches - DJ Vegas
{SP ur punches were mad funny but Vegas had the potent shit like:

"No licnese and single", "Lone Ranger" better get his ass on his saddle/
You got no experience "riding" shyt; car, girl, or beat so u can't "cruise" through this battle...

...and this...

You may be my brother, but you're Able and I'm Cain/
No matter you fame, your sig is correct, you'll awlays be just under my name

^killer closer}

Humiliation Factor (aka personals) - SP (just)
{I gotta say this was close but with corny ass chat up lines like this: "Hey Princess! What`s up wit all the stars though??? I guess
you are a star cuz you got the universe as your boyfriend" from Vegas' MySpace, I had to give it to SP}
Metaphors - DJ Vegas
Creativity - Even
Flow - Vegas
{The focus on humor took away from both y'all flows but Vegas' was just a bit more on point}
Execution (aka Delivery) - Vegas {Same as above}

All in all, a good battle. Both of y'all were as funny as fuck. SP u got skills but u focused too much on the humor on this one and that took away from ur potency. I feel Vegas just had "the eye of the tiger" a lil' bit more than u and this is why...

MyVote = DJ Vegas {Dude, much work needs to be done on em chat up lines, ya heard? Lol!}

[Wisdom Itself]

mad creative yall...ill shit

punches - SPScar
personals - SPScar
flow - vegas
creativity - even
closer - vegas

damn, dis one ain't easy but my summary brings forth a twist on what ethereal pointed out...although i felt vegas came wit more edge, i tried to imagine both these dudes squarin off in person an i really feel dat SP's humor would have swayed da crowd in his direction...been awhile since i said 'oh shit' as many times as i did after readin SP's verse...funny shit, duke

props to both yall...CLASSIC battle

vote = SPScarface

[The_Mayor]

damn my fault for forgettin bout this shit shawty... but anyway wow @ this shit here man yall niggas was diggin in closets for this shit lol

opener - Vegas (SP, normally your line woulda won easily...but his trumps it)
personal - SP
punches - SP
flow - even
closer - Vegas (same shit as the opener...then he reaffirmed it lol)

man on the real yall niggas should run it back too but fuck it... Vegas dropped some cold shit, but based on which one was actually funnier, SP won this by the slimmest cuz his was funny throughout the whole thing (that aint no slight to Vegas either)... and the fact that yall niggas actually know each other made the shit authentic too lol... good shit to both yall niggas... glad to see it wasnt none of that 'ima go easy on him' bullshit....

VOTE: SPScarface215 (oh and props on ya promotion too nigga)

[C^Mil]

Iight lemme do the damn thang wit a next edition of Mil's Quotables!!!

SPS:
Now stay calm or leave, pay attention and follow me/
Cause i`ma flip the script and get Crystale to swallow me/ Ouch
I see ya treat ya girl like ya battles, naw not talkin bout lunchtime/
Talking bout how you hit her like you hit me, wit corny ass punchlines/ LoL

And it must be true, I aint tryna blast at you dude/
But you went streakin and some asian guys were laughin at you?/ ASIAN guys!

See, he was in Philly, but he aint see me or talk cocky/
He was too busy at the art museum, re-enacting scenes from Rocky/Over!

Vegas:
Now see, this the shyt that gets me, you run HHG?/
You the site's MVP yet your signature states you're working for me
Here's the truth; I don't wanna know what the hell ya'll did in that booth/
But you owe me for allowing your companion/life partner into the group


Your "dream of being accepted" was gone at my "12"th bar but this ain't a "fable"/
You wearing masks now SP? Congrats on gettin signed to R. Kelly's record label/

Opinion: This was a fun battle to watch/read/judge because no matter how hard the nexxt lines are, there's still always that respect between both competitors. With that bein said tho, I rhink SP slightly edged out Vegas...SLIGHTLY I was stuck for 20 minutes tryna decide, but Vegas shouldnt be upset, he did the damn thang fa real fa real...

Vote:SPScarface215

[SPScarface215]

Damn I feel like Peyton Manning wit this comeback.... 3-2 my win Veg.. Don't worry, i'ma win the whole damn thing now, so you could say you lost to the best

Thanks for the votes yall...

Good fuckin battle Veg... we produced yet another classic...

[DJ Vegas]

..........Well that raps up that one. This lost is a tough one to swallow because of the fact I was up 2-0 but at least i lost to a worthy opponent. We gave HHG a lot to talk about my dude. Represent VE well in the final 4. Peace......

[DJ Vegas]

C-L-A-S-S-I-C man. We bringing life back in here SP.

[PunchlinePrince]

good ass battle between two crew members, much respect to Vegas and SP

[SPScarface215]

Yeah deffinately Veg.... much love. I'm gone hold it down the rest of the way for VE.... might even have to meet another VE member next round if Pharaoh if he gets by Narc...

[penrino]

Shit, raw battle. I ain't been around atm, my internet's been dicky. But good shit both of ya, I would have called SPS the winner here, but it was so close. I'd love to see a rematch, maybe one after the tourney, eh boys?