Emcee Of The Week Archives [previous ENTRY threads will be merged here]

[Inept]

im takin care of the non-shalant situation right now ive already requested that he be banned and should be in the next couple days matters how long it takes for super mod to respond

[Heavily Weeded]

*thud thud thud!!!*

Open up....! Chicago Police....we have a warrant for your arrest! OPEN THE DOOR WEEDED...

*exhalin' smoke slowly out my mouth*

...we know you're in there. Your car's out front, we put a couple more tickets on it too!

Tinted windows and expired plates....plus another for your rims being too big. Open up scumbag!

*gets myself together....puts the blunt down in the ashtray. One last check in the mirror....I'm ready*

*police bust through the door -- CRASH!*

uh uh....uh uh uh...
uh uh....uh uh uh...
uh uh....uh uh uh...
yeah yeah

Cops rushin through the front, I'm at the back door
Jumping out the trap door its a quarter past four
Runnin thinkin will they ask or...murder me....
Cold blood within their hearts almost certainly...
I'm at a point where perjury's the only option...
Since I'm already guilty Cops start the poppin..
And though I left my place filthy with evidence...
Getting my head on a platter is the precedence
See in my residence I stick out like a fire truck..
Young fresh ta def...seems like I've hired Luck...
But i'm frequently the target of the hired fucks..
to the point where I suspect my mic's wired up...
Time to bust out the backgate, get my back straight...
Up against the garage...get my ghat straight...
Load a bullet in the lodge...call it back ache
And stay hiding in the bushes till I'm back safe
Stop...wait!

*peeking out the side...cops are loading up the vans again. Exhale*

"Can't go back home....fuck, what a night...."

*Hop in my car....and drive*

While it seems I'm the target of some punk cops
you might question why the cops wanna dump shots
Trust me it'll all make sense when my trunk pops
and see the carbon 15's and AK's in my gun shop
I should use 'em all till the fun stops...
Pop every last one until they lungs pop..
See I'm the kind to squeeze off while they son watch
and whip my dick in their wife till my last cum drop
man fuck the cops...

[Inept]

WEEK 10 .......we made it .....you know what to do if not


check week 1

[Heavily Weeded]

TurnItUp19 (8:29:59 PM):
I'm fienin for a blunt, shit that time of the month
shit that time to stunt on the bitches and cunts shit
I be rollin B's for fun shit, lovin that sticky icky
tryna get a bitch on the grind like fuckin pretty ricky
Hit me with that blueberry, purple haze to cop
then hit the pen and pad and script an amazing drop

TurnItUp19 (8:35:14 PM):
Bitch tryna play me watch, have her tires deflated
and that cat with the gold teeth gets his wires unwired
His tires untired scratchin the fake spinners on the street
And crack his jaw so hard he'll miss dinner for a week
I'm a sinner for the street the huslter of all trades
and leave ya girl round me i'mma fuck her always
shit, bust her all-face leave them lips on cream-sicle
And if that muhfucker talks back, i'mma let the beam whistle
Pop that mean pistol and lay that faggots back flat
and leave him in unwelcomed territory like a pack rat

TurnItUp19 (8:39:31 PM):
Shed him off like runners do to back fat
and get back at the fuckin bid-ness
Cuz I'm gonna slap all you muhfuckers
with the Lord as my witness..
Sorry I'm pissed shit I'm home, dun wanna
wakin up in the mornin, some dont, some gotta
But I'm gon' get hotta the more heat that I script
cuz I'm feelin myself so much I'm startin to beat my shit
Makin bitches eat my shit and force feed 'em the urine
make 'em swallow my flame so when they pee it's burnin
When they gone see I'm learnin the craft precisely
and y'all shootin at me w/ the "59" bitches tryna Wesley Snipe me

[Flawless]

Since Authentick been out Im ma take responsibility in making this thread.....now do your thing people if u dont know how...

Check Week 1

[hyjak]

Just a quick thought. Could people read my drops? Without trying to sound cocky, I think i'm not that bad, but people think cos i'm new to the site that I won't be worth the read. Give it a look if you could, and if you think my name belongs in this thread, go ahead...

Thanx

[Flawless]

fuck what people say.......drop what u feel is you cus at the end of the day I judge who dropped the sickest rhymes on here...so just do you mane!!...dont worry bout the haters......

[TR-Burna]

Pages out the Rhyme Book


( flipping pages)


hmm alright i remember this one

A clown lives for laughter, blocking its soul from fear/
So surprisinly i see a clown wit a tear/
How can someone who live for laughter can ever feel pain/
I guess if u appreciate sunshine, u have to experience rain/


naw thats wack let me go to something else
(flipping pages)


Them niggas thought i was gone , but im still there/
the only way they stopping me , is putting me in a wheel chair/
And in that wheel chair, ill still fucking retaliate/
The only diff is ill have a handicap license plate/


haha thats was alright
(flipping pages)

oh this was fun


I was 13 years old when i met her/
the feeling she gave me i never forget her/
Tell me how could i fall in love so young/
I guess it was the taste on my tounge/
I aint going lie the taste was pleasant/
It was so good my past life came to present/
Next thing im bragging in the hood/
Telling them niggas this girl was all good/
Even tho the boys already been through her/
I love her so much, i could let nobody do nothing to her/
The boys laugh but they gave me respect/
They said when they met her, she kept them in check/
When she be with them guys, i sometimes get jealous/
But when i have her , i share her with the fellas/
When i do her i get real blinky/
i know this sound funny, but i love when she stinky/
She make me go crazy when she wearing light green/
Anything else i dont need her on the scene/
Man i swear this girl got me going insane/
I AINT GOING LIE, I LOVE U MARY JANE/


This brought back memories.....

(Closing book)

[prettykidsolo03]

^^^ nice one book of rythmes concept from nase i like it dat last verse had some kiddy rythme but all and all it was good my dude 1

[TR-Burna]

tru shit i was younger when i wrote that...good looking tho

[hyjak]

Okay, okay. Quick keystyle then... 5 min job, if U like then read some of my other work... Thanx

Yo it's Hyjak here lookin' to get Emcee of the week
An artist of words rappin' with the freedom of speech
Anotha's where I hail, but this site is rather tight
Good for relaxation after a hard day or harder night
I'm keystylin' this shit, ain't no pre-writing this shit
But I'll do what it takes just to be right in this bitch
So let's talk about myself, i'm 18 in two weeks
A graphics student, so I can't talk about the streets
Never one to talk of guns, drugs or the hoes
Just a fan in the front row head boppin' at local shows
I keep it real, there's not really anything else to say
But don't disrespect me or else there'll be hell to pay
You'll melt away, another lost soul in the game
My words eat you alive leaving a hole in your name
So enough of this shit, i'm supposed to me working
Just remember the name, because one day I might come lurking

[Inept]

ayo my bad flawless glookz on holdin it down my pc got a virus and i had to take it in to get fixed i stickied this and im finna fix up emceeing rite now

[BoneCollector]

u aint had to drop ya bday money to fix it.. did ya?

[Inept]

lmao naw i still got 95 bucks actually the shit was free to fix he even added some more space i now have 85 gb instead of 60 lol

[hyjak]

What did U all think of my drop?

[TR-Burna]

nice drop u did ur thang

[KKid]

click click bang, shots from the gang makes your ears rang
what you thank? ppl's shit dont stank, rectruit your ranks
dont get flanked, dont shoot blanks, ppl ride tanks
get your whole shit twisted like a freestyle on the keyboard encrypted
you brain is wasted space, let the other mc-s win the race if you cant keep pace.

My head is like a ticking time bomb ready to blow, with flow that stacks do like sno, if you dont know then dont ask reasearch is your first task
relax, make sure if you goto war dont forget your flak's 45's and teks
fullyautomatic amunition is what im spittin so if you dont wanna get hit
stay off this shit, so legit might as well as let me have #1 of da week.

Dont screen peek to get skills your cheap thrills dont get you marks in school
goin back to the old days, when bitches got laid and paid in the same day.
what we all trying to pull, you cant fool the real shark of the pool
get your fake chain and walk down your strip, then you get striped for your chips and that some shit, you cant toss off what you cant hold in.
when I throw down the royal flush its too late to fold in!!

[penrino]

Hyjak's verse was sick.

[KKid]

what you all think of mine.
It only took me like 3 minutes to do
I was just semi pissed off and typed some shit out

[prettykidsolo03]

throught da storm, da rain,da coming and goin of age,
grown up youngier days left on da last page,
a new chapter, in life i learn some ppl are actors,
do i give in, love lead to da beds, and left of da matresses,
ppl screamin blashpymist, are those supplyin da shit,
pastors in chruch doin bids, spread more den jus da bible 2 da kids
while ladies of da chruch, on da corner passin out phamlets,
in those pamphlets,is were i looked answers,
da world got a sickness,
i guess im tryin cure cancer, jovah be my witness
malcom in da middle
malcom tryna protect his family, but yet still looked at as a crimanal,
da sinbiminal message from da feds, they checkas,
do anything in there power 2 have us livin in da sellors
sleepin wit da dwells, but was always told 2 respect my elders,
respectful all my life , but it didnt get betta,
so its was fuck da world, milton on pursuit for da chedda